| Category | Dalebo pick | Scotty pick | Result | Beer for Dalebo | Beer for Scotty | Notes |
| League MVP | Payton Manning | Randy Moss | Marshall Faulk |  |
Faulk received 24 votes from a panel of 50 sports writers. He beat Philadelphia qb McNabb (11), running back Eddie George (8), qb Rich Gannon (5), qb Peyton Manning (1), and Ray Lewis (1). | |
| Offensive Rookie | Plaxico Buress | Peter Warrick | Mike Anderson (Den) | |||
| Defensive Rookie | **nobody** they all suck ass | LaVar Arrington | Brian Urlacker (Chic) | |
Because my choice at least played in the league | |
| Coach of the Year | Fischer (Titans) | Jeff Fischer (Titans) | Jim Haslett (Saints) | |||
| Biggest Point Differential | 42 pts | 35 pts | 41 | |
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| Number of OT Games | 5 | 9 | 13 | |
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| Super Bowl Picks | Rams v. Colts | Titans vs Bucs | Giants vs Ravens | |
Because the Titans at least made it to the Divisional round. | |
| Most wins | Titans - 13 | Titans - 12 | Tenn(13) |  |
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1 each for picking team. 1 for correct #. |
| Most losses | Chargers - 14 | Philadelphia - 12 | San Diego (15) | |
Boy did scotty choke on this one. | |
| RB with most yards | Eddie George | Eddie George | 1. Edgerrin, James
(1709) 3. George, Eddie (1509) |
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| QB with most yards | Warner | Warner | 1. Manning (4413) 13. Warner (3429) |
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| QB with most TDs | Manning | Warner | 1. Culpepper (33) 1. Manning (33) 7. Warner (21) |
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How the hell did you pull that out of your ass? | |
| QB with most INTs | Leaf | Tim Couch | 1. Testaverde (25) 4. Leaf (18) 25. Couch (9) |
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| First coach fired | Belichick(Pats) | Bruce Coslet (Cinci) | Vince Tobin - Arizona | |
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| Division Winners |
AFC: Titans, Colts, Denver NFC: Rams, Bucs, Redskins |
Indy, Titans, Chickens Redskins, Bucs, Rams |
Mia, Tenn, Oak NYG,Minn,New Orleans |
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1 point for calling the winner, AND 1 point for being closer than the other halfbrainer |
| Division Cellar Dwellers |
AFC: Chargers, Browns, Bills NFC: Saints, Lions, Cards |
Patriots, Browns, Chargers Eagles, Chicago, 49ers |
NE,Cleveland,San Diego Arizona,Chicago,Atlanta |
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Notice how better we did calling the sucky teams |
| Cumulative Half Brain Weight Gain | 13 lbs | 12 lbs | Start weight: Dalebo 194 Commander 168 |
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| Total Beers |
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dam (14-13) bastard |
| Week # | Get Together | Designation | Description | Dale weight | Scotty weight |
| #1 | #1 | MM | Monday Meeting | ||
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| #4 | #2 | SC | Soul Caliber | ||
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| #6 | #3 | WS | Waffle Sundae | 200 | 171 |
| #7 | #4 | GF | Good food / Good football | 202 | 169 |
| #8 | 202 | 170 | |||
| #9 | #5 | HH | Happy Halloween | ||
| #10 | 203.5 | 170 | |||
| #11 | #6 | CL | Cheese Loaf | 206 | 169 |
| #12 | #7 | CW | Civil War | 206 | 170 |
| #13 | 206.5 | scale broken | |||
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| #15 | #8 | TB | Throwback | ||
| #16 | #9 | HH | Happy Holidays!!!! | 206.5 | 170 |
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| WC | |||||
| Div | #10 | DS | Divisional Slacker | 208 | 170 |
| Conf | #11 | MP | Monty Python | 208 | 171 |
| SB |
| - | Beer for Dale | Beer for Scotty |
| AFC East | - | |
| AFC Central | 1 for calling Titans | 1 for calling Titans |
| AFC West | 1 for Denver being closer than scotty's pick | |
| NFC East | ||
| NFC Central | ||
| NFC West |
| - | Beer for Dale | Beer for Scotty |
| AFC East | 1 for calling Pats, 1 for being closer than Dale's pick | |
| AFC Central | 1 for calling the Browns | 1 for calling the Browns |
| AFC West | 1 for calling the Chargers | 1 for calling the Chargers |
| NFC East | 1 for calling Arizona, 1 for Arizona being closer than Scotty's pick | - |
| NFC Central | 1 for calling Chicago, 1 for being closer | |
| NFC West | 1 for the 49ers being closer than the Saints. |