2001 Bets

Bet	Dale	Scott	Status	D Beer	S Beer	Dale Comment	Scott Comment
Best Record	Tennessee	St. Louis				Damn those Rams, what happened to that crappy D? And what happened to Eddie George?	I love beer, especially free beer.
Highest Number of Wins	14	13				At least the Rams might win me this beer back...
Worse Record	Dallas	Cincinnati				I figure with Jerry Jones pushing for Ryan Leaf the Cowboys are a shoe in to at least be worse than Cinci	Dought!!!!
Highest Number of Losses	14	12				Looked at Detroit's Schedule. Who are they going to beat? 16 should have been my guess.
AFC East Winner	Indianapolis	Miami	1. Miami 0.714 2. NY Jets 0.625 3. Indianapolis 0.571 4. New England 0.500 5. Buffalo 0.143			Indi Looked smart in the first 2 weeks. Then they met a man named Brady. Damn Patriots	How bout dem Dolphins!!!! Horsies can suck my ass.
AFC Central Winner	Pittsburgh	Tennessee	1. Pittsburgh 0.714 2. Baltimore 0.625 3. Cincinnati 0.571 Cleveland 0.571 5. Tennessee 0.429			Had to go with my boys. Who knew it was the right choice. Talk about a topsy turvy league.	For Dale's health I hope this holds.
AFC West Winner	Denver	Oakland	1. Oakland 0.857 2. San Diego 0.625 3. Denver 0.500 4. Seattle 0.429 5. Kansas City 0.250			Raiders kind of squished any of my hopes on MNF. Maybe with TD back Denver can recover.	The Denver jinx is over, so is Dalebo's chance for beer.
NFC East Winner	Philadelphia	Philadelphia	1. Philadelphia 0.571 2. NY Giants 0.500 3. Washington 0.375 4. Dallas 0.286 Arizona 0.286			Hey we both picked Phili and they are the only team over 500. Stupid weak NFC East.
NFC Central Winner	Green Bay	Tampa Bay	1. Chicago 0.857 2. Green Bay 0.714 3. Minnesota 0.429 Tampa Bay 0.429 5. Detroit 0.000			Had a feeling about Brett this year. Just didn't count on Miracles in Chicago. 2 of them for that matter.	Oh those stupid Bucs. Never wuld've picked Chicago atop tho.
NFC West Winner	New Orleans	St. Louis	1. St. Louis 0.857 2. San Francisco 0.714 3. New Orleans 0.571 4. Atlanta 0.429 5. Carolina 0.125			Ricky and crew look good, but the Rams are still the Best Show on Earth	Marshal or Trung, it don't matta.
AFC East Loser	Buffalo	New England	1. Buffalo 0.143 2. New England 0.500 3. Indianapolis 0.571 4. NY Jets 0.625 5. Miami 0.714			Wonder if the Bills are regretting dropping Flutie. I know I am not.	Season's only half over.
AFC Central Loser	Cleveland	Cincinnati	1. Jacksonville 0.286 2. Tennessee 0.429 3. Cincinnati 0.571 Cleveland 0.571 5. Baltimore 0.625			Why are Scott and my choices for this division in the race for the title?
AFC West Loser	Seattle	San Diego	1. Kansas City 0.250 2. Seattle 0.429 3. Denver 0.500 4. San Diego 0.625 5. Oakland 0.857			I knew that I could count on Seattle not letting me down. Although I am worried about them with Dilfer. Did I say that with a straight face?	San Diego ? Superchargers. Stupid Chickens.
NFC East Loser	Arizona	Dallas	1. Dallas 0.286 Arizona 0.286 3. Washington 0.375 4. NY Giants 0.500 5. Philadelphia 0.571			Only problem with this division is that they get cheap and easy wins against eachother. Stupid weak NFC East.	Big beer to winner of this cellar
NFC Central Loser	Chicago	Chicago	1. Detroit 0.000 2. Minnesota 0.429 Tampa Bay 0.429 4. Green Bay 0.714 5. Chicago 0.857			Hmm the concensis pick is the division winner. Maybe I screwed up our picks in this division.	Just gonna pretend this isn't happening.
NFC West Loser	Carolina	Atlanta	1. Carolina 0.125 2. Atlanta 0.429 3. New Orleans 0.571 4. San Francisco 0.714 5. St. Louis 0.857			I love it. Wenkie Denkie Doh!.
AFC Champ	Tennessee	Oakland				I keep telling myself this is only mid season.....	You picked who?
NFC Champ	St. Louis	Tampa Bay				Glad I got the Rams on this Pick...
Superbowl Winner	Tennessee	St. Louis				Okay now it is stretching it to think that Tenn will make it this far.	See AFC Champ pick
First Coach Fired	Dick Juron	Tom Coughlin				Um, was this first coach fired? I mean coach of the year....	Even after week8 still don't have a clue
MVP	Marshal Faulk	Brett Favre				Marshal could still make a comeback off his knee injury. Keep throwing Picks Farvre
Number of OT Games	7	10	1. Through WK8 9			I guess once again, I don't understand how much parity there is in the league.	Chalk it up BI-ATCH!!!
Largest Total Score	75	74	1. Jets v Buffalo(42-36) 78 2. Colts v Jets(45-24) 69 3. Buffalo v Colts(26-42) 68			Love having this one wrapped up before the year is even half way done. I should get a bonus for securing the first beer.	Stupid Dale
Largest Blowout	31	30	1. Packers v Redskins (37-0) 37 2. Rams v Lions(35-0) 35 3. Chiefs v Redskins (45-13) 32 4. Chargers v Redskins (30-3) 27			Love those hapless Redskins. Own 3 of the 4 top blowouts. Can we say 2nd beer of the season. (Glug glug)	I say again ?
Number of Get togethers	15	14	1. 7-8 (AG,RL,BB,DR,ST,CM,HH) 7			The get Togethers are looking good. A little worried about the holidays, but am sure we can pull through	Strong start out of the gates, but holidays loom.
Total Weight Gain	4	5	1. Dale's Starting Weight 216 2. Scott's Starting Weight 173			Food Poisoning (cheating) helped a lot. I am at 212. Looks like Scott is going to get fat this year.	Scotty trying to carry this category this year with 5 by himself.
QB Pass Completion Percentage	Elvis Grbac	Brian Griese	1. Kurt Warner 67.92 2. Rich Gannon 66.21 3. Jeff Garcia 66.09 4. Brett Favre 65.94 5. Peyton Manning 65.64 8. Brian Griese 64.29 23. Elvis Grbac 59.49			Damn that Elvis. He better come back healthier.	Elvis will lose this race and his job to Randall.
Most Yards Per Completion	Daunte Culpepper	Aaron Brooks	1. Ryan Leaf 21.25 2. Michael Vick 16.81 3. Drew Brees 14.73 4. Chris Chandler 14.18 5. Brock Huard 14.11 17. Aaron Brooks 11.98 27. Daunte Culpepper 11.34			I don't know what is up with Daunte and the Vikes. What is up with the Saints?
Most Yards Per Attempt	Kurt Warner	Kurt Warner	1. Ryan Leaf 10.62 2. Chris Chandler 8.62 3. Drew Brees 8.19 4. Trent Dilfer 8.18 5. Kurt Warner 8.17			Obviously the filter is broken if Ryan Leaf is leading this category.
QB Rating	Jeff Garcia	Brian Griese	1. Rich Gannon 98.25 2. Brock Huard 96.92 3. Kurt Warner 96.51 4. Drew Brees 94.84 5. Brett Favre 94.28 6. Jeff Garcia 94.24 14. Brian Griese 85.58			Here is to the Niners. Keep Hitting Terrell. Of course I need Brian to hook up with Rod Smith.	Dam I remember when Griese was getting me 2 beers.
Most Interceptions	Quincy Carter	Jake Plummer	1. Trent Green 13 2. Brian Griese 12 Chris Weinke 12 4. Jay Fiedler 10 5. Brett Favre 9 Kerry Collins 9 Peyton Manning 9 10. Jake Plummer 8 40. Quincy Carter 2			I would be winning if I got the Dallas Team...	Poor Quincy, poor thirsty Dale.
Highest Interception Percentage	Quincy Carter	Chris Weinke	1. Ty Detmer 13.33 2. Clint Stoerner 10.42 3. Quincy Carter 8.33 4. Jeff George 7.14 5. Jay Fiedler 5.26 12. Chris Weinke 4.46			Hey, if Quincy never starts again, I am looking really good here.	Like how Quincy keeps rising even tho he doesn't play.
Most Passing Touchdowns	Peyton Manning	Peyton Manning	1. Brett Favre 15 Brian Griese 15 3. Peyton Manning 13 Kurt Warner 13 Jeff Garcia 13			2 TDs away from a beer. Of course Scott will get one too.
Most yards Passing	Kurt Warner	Brett Favre	1. Kurt Warner 2164 2. Trent Green 1945 3. Peyton Manning 1824 4. Kerry Collins 1816 5. Brian Griese 1809 6. Brett Favre 1748			Never doubt the Arena QB. Of course I was laughing harder at the Favre pick before the season started.	Shame Warner is going to get injured soon.
Most Pass Attempts	Donovan Mcnabb	Trent Green	1. Trent Green 282 2. Chris Weinke 269 3. Kerry Collins 266 4. Kurt Warner 265 5. Brian Griese 252 13. Donovan Mcnabb 228			Trent Green? You have to be kidding me. I guess Trent would also win the category for ugliest ball.	The more Trent throws, the more Vermeil and Dalebo cry.
Most Pass Completions	Peyton Manning	Peyton Manning	1. Kurt Warner 180 2. Brian Griese 162 3. Kerry Collins 158 4. Brad Johnson 153 Chris Weinke 153 10. Peyton Manning 149			Hmm, only 31 completions behind. No problem. Huh huh, oh.
Most Yards Rushing (QB)	Donovan Mcnabb	Daunte Culpepper	1. Daunte Culpepper 319 2. Rob Johnson 223 3. Steve Mcnair 221 4. Jeff Garcia 220 5. Kordell Stewart 207 6. Donovan Mcnabb 198			I guess Donovan was serious about being a pocket passer. Who knew?	I enjoy Mirror Pond, Fat Tire, and Ebenezer.
Most Sacks	Chris Weinke	Drew Bledsoe	1. Brad Johnson 27 Donovan Mcnabb 27 3. Rob Johnson 26 4. Charlie Batch 24 Matt Hasselbeck 24 25. Chris Weinke 11 36. Drew Bledsoe 5			Probably helps that one of the first sacks of Bledsoe knocked him out. Beer Me.	Weinke, Dinky, Dought!!! for scotty
Most Fumbles Lost (QB)	Quincy Carter	Jake Plummer	1. Kerry Collins 5 2. Rich Gannon 4 Rob Johnson 4 Charlie Batch 4 Daunte Culpepper 4 29. Jake Plummer 1 Quincy Carter 1			See my interception comment about the Dallas QBs. Guess I just have to hope Jake doesn't go crazy.	Don't worry, Jake's good for a couple more.
Most Yards Rushing (RB)	Eddie George	Edgerrin James	1. Curtis Martin 794 2. Priest Holmes 711 3. Jerome Bettis 703 4. Ahman Green 681 5. Stephen Davis 666 6. Edgerrin James 662 20. Eddie George 373			Um. Wow. Eddie Sucks.	Better pray for injury on this one.
Highest Rushing Average (RB)	Terrell Davis	Marshall Faulk	1. Terry Jackson 9.83 2. Ki-jana Carter 8.08 3. Bob Christian 8.00 4. Terry Kirby 7.80 5. Lamont Jordan 7.56 25. Marshall Faulk 4.57 28. Terrell Davis 4.50			Come on Terrell. Hope they put bionics in that knee	Who the hell is Terry Jackson?
Most Fumbles Lost	Emmitt Smith	Corey Dillon	1. Shaun Alexander 4 2. Marshall Faulk 3 Lamar Smith 3 Stephen Davis 3 Ladainian Tomlinson 3 26. Corey Dillon 1 51. Emmitt Smith 0			I can't believe that he hasn't lost a single one. Oh wait. Stupid weak NFC East	1 fumble = 1 more beer for scott
Most Total Touchdowns (RB)	Marshall Faulk	Marshall Faulk	1. Ladainian Tomlinson 8 2. Curtis Martin 7 3. Priest Holmes 6 Corey Dillon 6 Shaun Alexander 6 6. Marshall Faulk 5			A Rookie leads? Okay Parity is a little out of control this year!
Most Rushing Touchdowns	Terrell Davis	Lamar Smith	1. Ladainian Tomlinson 8 2. Curtis Martin 7 3. Shaun Alexander 6 4. Priest Holmes 5 5. Zack Crockett 4 Tony Richardson 4 Mike Alstott 4 Antowain Smith 4 Corey Dillon 4 Ahman Green 4 Trung Canidate 4 Anthony Thomas 4 16. Lamar Smith 3 54. Terrell Davis 0			At least Lamar hasn't been tearing it up while TD's knee was healing.	The hearstrings wuld be better if Lamar added to his count.
Most Rushing Yards per Carry	Fred Taylor	Trung Canidate	1. Terry Jackson 9.83 2. Ki-jana Carter 8.08 3. Bob Christian 8.00 4. Terry Kirby 7.80 5. Lamont Jordan 7.56 10. Trung Canidate 5.33 47. Fred Taylor 3.87			Didn't we already bet this one. I like how we guessed completely different people.	He's my Candidate to get me a beer :-)
Most All Purpose Yards (RB)	Edgerrin James	Marshall Faulk	1. Ahman Green 974 2. Curtis Martin 927 3. Priest Holmes 920 4. Edgerrin James 855 5. Ricky Williams 846 10. Marshall Faulk 678			Glad that Marshall gave us a break to make the end of the season exciting as he tries to reclaim this one.	What's that? Marshall is healthy again. Uh-oh.
Most Rushing Attempts	Jerome Bettis	Eddie George	1. Ladainian Tomlinson 181 2. Curtis Martin 174 3. Stephen Davis 162 4. Lamar Smith 158 5. Ricky Williams 152 9. Eddie George 138 10. Jerome Bettis 135			This looks neck and neck. Come on Rev up that bus a little more.	Gonna be hella good stretch run.
Highest Fumble Percentage	Tiki Barber	Duce Staley	1. Brian Mitchell 40.00 2. Terrelle Smith 20.00 3. Michael Wiley 16.67 4. Robert Holcombe 14.29 5. Marc Edwards 9.38 18. Tiki Barber 3.85 74. Duce Staley 0.00			He, he he he, Duece hasn't even fumbled once. Don't worry I won't fumble the beer.
Most Recieving Yards	Rod Smith	Marvin Harrison	1. Rod Smith 849 2. David Boston 727 3. Troy Brown 678 4. Keyshawn Johnson 673 5. Terrell Owens 668 10. Marvin Harrison 577			Four Words. Rod is the Man. Dale be kind please spare the Rod. he he he	Figure I'll be hearing big trash on this one.
Most Receptions	Rod Smith	Marvin Harrison	1. Rod Smith 67 2. Troy Brown 53 3. Keyshawn Johnson 52 4. Jimmy Smith 50 5. Terrell Owens 48 8. Marvin Harrison 43			Same 4 words plus one more. Rod is the man, BIOTCH! Want another?	Rod's freakin killin me. Where you at Marvin?
Most Yards per Catch	Torry Holt	Randy Moss	1. Justin Mccareins 29.33 2. Brian Finneran 24.83 3. Brian Kozlowski 21.50 4. James Williams 21.00 5. Peerless Price 20.61 32. Torry Holt 15.65 68. Randy Moss 13.84			I am happy with this. Of course in Fantasy I have Randy so the beer will help my sorrows of his pathetic season.	Not my fault if Daunte can't throw it as far as Warner.
Most Touchdowns (WR)	Randy Moss	Tim Brown	1. Rod Smith 8 Terrell Owens 8 3. Marvin Harrison 7 4. Bubba Franks 6 5. James Thrash 5 Kevin Johnson 5 20. Tim Brown 3 58. Randy Moss 2			Why Randy Why? Are you going to let an old man beat you?	TIMMY!!!!!!
Most Yards Rushing (WR)	Rod Smith	Peter Warrick	1. Lavernues Coles 60 2. Peerless Price 59 3. Troy Brown 56 4. David Patten 53 5. Hines Ward 46 Az-zahir Hakim 46 10. Rod Smith 27 11. Peter Warrick 25			I think I have had this 2 yard lead for like 5 weeks. I should have just chosen Rod for the widereciever sweep...	Stupid Rod, hasn't he done enough to me.
Most Punting Yards	Chris Gardocki	Micah Knorr	1. Todd Sauerbrun 2290 2. Rodney Williams 2212 3. Sean Landeta 2067 4. Chris Gardocki 2058 5. Bryan Barker 1989 24. Micah Knorr 1307			Guess when you turn the ball over ala Dallas, you don't have to punt. Pretty confortable lead if you ask me.
Highest Punting Average	Chris Gardocki	Darren Bennett	1. Tommy Parks 47.60 2. Tom Rouen 47.31 3. Shane Lechler 47.28 4. Todd Sauerbrun 46.73 5. Hunter Smith 45.79 13. Chris Gardocki 43.79 25. Darren Bennett 41.27			What do you mean I am winning this? Go Browns.
Highest Field Goal Percentage	Mike Vanderjagt	Olindo Mare	1. Jeff Wilkins 100.00 Olindo Mare 100.00 Jake Arians 100.00 4. John Carney 94.44 5. Sebastian Janikowski 93.33 19. Mike Vanderjagt 73.33			Well getting 2 field goals blocked didn't help Vanderjagt. Olindo not missing really hurts.	That 100% just looks pretty don't it?
Most Field Goal Attempts	David Akers	Joe Nedney	1. Wade Richey 23 2. John Carney 18 Kris Brown 18 4. Neil Rackers 17 Jake Arians 17 7. Joe Nedney 16 22. David Akers 12			Come on Phili, do like I said. Drive to Red zone and Stall. There is still time.	Make this beer a Killians to celebrate Titan's ""Red"" zone troubles.
Most Points	Joe Nedney	Mike Vanderjagt	1. Wade Richey 74 2. John Carney 62 3. Sebastian Janikowski 61 4. Adam Vinatieri 59 5. Jeff Wilkins 55 8. Mike Vanderjagt 52 20. Joe Nedney 41			Wade Richey leads this? Are you kidding?
Most Tackles	Junior Seau	Ray Lewis	1. Rodney Harrison 59 2. Marvcus Patton 56 3. James Farrior 54 Keith Brooking 54 5. Marvin Jones 51 11. Ray Lewis 45 56. Junior Seau 33			Guess you can't go against the Superbowl MVP. Just don't tell that to Rodney.	Ray big boy, he makes tackles, scotty drinks beer, getting to be big boy.
Most Sacks for Defensive Player	Warren Sapp	Jevon Kearse	1. Michael Strahan 14 2. Kabeer Gbaja-biamila 10 3. Michael Mccrary 8 4. Marcellus Wiley 7.5 Charlie Clemons 7.5 14. Jevon Kearse 6 160. Warren Sapp 1			Like the fact that Warren is finally on the board with 1.	"Freak" out BI-ATCH.
Most Recovered Fumbles (Player)	Jason Gildon	Jason Taylor	1. Sammy Knight 4 2. Corey Harris 3 Donnie Edwards 3 4. Aeneas Williams 2 John Thierry 2 Joe Johnson 2 Chris Oldham 2 Steve Martin 2 Jason Taylor 2 Brandon Noble 2 Kenny Holmes 2 Kenard Lang 2 Keith Brooking 2 Grant Wistrom 2 Samari Rolle 2 Brandon Whiting 2 Chukie Nwokorie 2 John Abraham 2 Rashard Anderson 2 Lynn Scott 2 39. Jason Gildon 1			Well one fumble out of a tie. And in this Category that is pretty good.	1 of Jason's fumble recoveries was for a TD, is that worth an extra beer?
Most Interceptions Caught (Player)	Samari Rolle	Brian Walker	1. Doug Evans 6 Ryan Mcneil 6 Deltha Oneal 6 4. Sammy Knight 5 5. Kwamie Lassiter 4 Aaron Glenn 4 Anthony Henry 4 111. Brian Walker 1 Samari Rolle 1			Boy it is going to be a nail biter on this one.	Walker had 1 last week called on a penalty. Dought!!!!
Most Yards Gained per Game	San Francisco 49ers	St. Louis Rams	1. St. Louis Rams 406.4 2. Indianapolis Colts 395.3 3. San Francisco 49ers 381.0 4. Kansas City Chiefs 360.8 5. Green Bay Packers 356.0			What? Come on the Niners have been moving the ball tons. Stupid Rams improved D.	Always bet on the Track Team.
Most Yards Allowed per Game	Arizona Cardinals	Carolina Panthers	1. Atlanta Falcons 369.6 2. Carolina Panthers 369.0 3. Detroit Lions 367.1 4. Washington Redskins 360.9 5. Tennessee Titans 354.1 6. Arizona Cardinals 352.7			Arizona wont rise to the ocasion this year. No Stadium vote this year.	Beer me. And better not give me any of that macro shit.
Most Points Per Game Scored	Denver Broncos	St. Louis Rams	1. St. Louis Rams 29.6 2. Indianapolis Colts 28.6 3. Oakland Raiders 27.0 4. San Diego Chargers 25.8 5. San Francisco 49ers 24.9 7. Denver Broncos 24.0			Boy with Greise and TD hurt I am lagging.	And the Rams play Carolina next week. Heeehehee.
Most Points Per Game Allowed	San Francisco 49ers	Atlanta Falcons	1. Indianapolis Colts 28.1 Detroit Lions 28.1 3. Buffalo Bills 27.9 4. Tennessee Titans 25.7 5. Washington Redskins 24.1 10. San Francisco 49ers 22.1 12. Atlanta Falcons 21.6			At least I made the top 10.
Best Takeaway/Giveaway ratio	Tampa Bay Buccaneers	Miami Dolphins	1. New York Jets 15 2. San Diego Chargers 12 3. New Orleans Saints 10 4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 9 Cleveland Browns 9 31. Miami Dolphins -9			Hey at least I didn't pick the worse team (ah hem.)	Stupid Dolphins, amazed they have a winning record with that stat.
Worst Takeaway/Giveaway ratio	Dallas Cowboys	Arizona Cardinals	1. Buffalo Bills -9 Miami Dolphins -9 3. Minnesota Vikings -8 4. Indianapolis Colts -7 Baltimore Ravens -7 Arizona Cardinals -7 Detroit Lions -7 15. Dallas Cowboys -2			Your kidding me right? Dallas must have more turnovers.	Go Cards. Have a feeling most of that is Jake's doing. He da man.
Most Forced Fumbles	Tennessee Titans	Baltimore Ravens	1. New York Jets 13 2. Chicago Bears 11 New Orleans Saints 11 4. Washington Redskins 10 Cleveland Browns 10 Philadelphia Eagles 10 Dallas Cowboys 10 St. Louis Rams 10 10. Baltimore Ravens 9 21. Tennessee Titans 5			My only hope here is that the Ravens don't end up winning this one.
Most Interceptions (Defense)	Baltimore Ravens	Miami Dolphins	1. Cleveland Browns 16 2. Washington Redskins 14 3. Carolina Panthers 13 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 13 5. San Diego Chargers 12 Denver Broncos 12 21. Baltimore Ravens 6 30. Miami Dolphins 4			Ravens need more Ints less fumbles....	Dolphins actually lead the league in INT's last year. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Most Sacks (Defense)	Tennessee Titans	Tampa Bay Buccaneers	1. Green Bay Packers 30 2. New York Giants 27 Pittsburgh Steelers 27 4. Jacksonville Jaguars 23 St. Louis Rams 23 New Orleans Saints 23 20. Tennessee Titans 17 26. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 13			Looking good. Just wish I went with the Steelers. Damn 10 in one game sure does help.
Most Sacks Allowed (Offense)	Carolina Panthers	New England Patriots	1. Detroit Lions 32 2. Seattle Seahawks 30 3. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 27 Buffalo Bills 27 5. Philadelphia Eagles 25 Atlanta Falcons 25 17. New England Patriots 18 21. Carolina Panthers 15			Carolina used to be bad. Darn them.
Most Tackles (Defense)	Seattle Seahawks	Cincinnati Bengals	1. Washington Redskins 395 2. New York Jets 380 3. Kansas City Chiefs 365 4. Carolina Panthers 362 5. San Diego Chargers 360 12. Seattle Seahawks 331 30. Cincinnati Bengals 270			Good ole SeaChickens. Of course I wouldn't know anything about them, I sleep through all of their games.
Most Penalties	Carolina Panthers	Oakland Raiders	1. Oakland Raiders 61 2. Detroit Lions 60 3. Tennessee Titans 56 4. Denver Broncos 55 5. Buffalo Bills 54 Cleveland Browns 54 Washington Redskins 54 18. Carolina Panthers 46			Should never doubt the Penalty kings.	Tradition and a Commitment to Cheating.
Best 3rd Down Conversion	Denver Broncos	Minnesota Vikings	1. St. Louis Rams 49.4 2. Miami Dolphins 47.4 3. San Francisco 49ers 46.2 4. Indianapolis Colts 45.8 5. Minnesota Vikings 44.6 15. Denver Broncos 37.5			Damn I am so far behind on this one, I don't think there is a chance.
Most First Downs	Denver Broncos	St. Louis Rams	1. Denver Broncos 163 2. St. Louis Rams 158 Indianapolis Colts 158 Baltimore Ravens 158 5. San Diego Chargers 157 Kansas City Chiefs 157			Whoo hoo, finally a category I win when Scott Picked the Rams. What, Broncos haven't had their BYE? Can we end the season now?
Highest Time of Possesion	Denver Broncos	Tennessee Titans	1. San Diego Chargers 423.2 2. New York Giants 409.2 3. Denver Broncos 402.9 4. Baltimore Ravens 402.2 5. New England Patriots 397.9 19. Tennessee Titans 355.8			Once again I think the late BYE is helping. Boy week 15 is going to be rough.
Worse Time of Possesion	Cincinnati Bengals	Chicago Bears	1. Jacksonville Jaguars 303.2 2. Detroit Lions 314.7 3. Philadelphia Eagles 327.7 4. Cleveland Browns 333.6 5. Arizona Cardinals 335.6 10. Cincinnati Bengals 348.7 18. Chicago Bears 366.6			At least both of these teams have had their bye.
			Total	36	41	5 beers away aint all that bad.	1 word ? SCOREBOARD