Bet | Dale | Scott | Status | D Beer | S Beer |
Dale Comment | Scott Comment |
Best Record | St. Louis | Green Bay |
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I guess I am just hoping that Green Bay start to fall here |
Who's your daddy, Warner? Yeah, you're Favre's bitch. |
Highest Number of Wins | 14 | 13 |
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Wouldn't it be ironic if Green Bay finished with 14 wins? |
Long way to go, and only 6 still have a chance for 14 |
Worse Record | Arizona | Carolina |
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I don't know which one of us is more wrong. I am glad to see that the
Cardinals finally decided to quit leading their division. |
Only 1 game separates, come on Weinke Dinky Dought, get me a beer |
Highest Number of Losses | 14 | 12 |
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How did Scott think only 12? I thought that Cinci would get the record this
year. |
Stupid Bungles & Texans better start winning games, and fast. |
AFC Champ | Pittsburgh | Miami |
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Still plenty of football left on this one. |
I shudder to think of that AFC Champ matchup |
NFC Champ | St. Louis | Green Bay |
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I am holding out for a late season rush by the Rams. |
I'm looking good, and the Tundra aint even frozen yet. |
Superbowl Winner | Pittsburgh | St. Louis |
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Hey Warner did it a few years ago. This is Tommy Maddox's year. And how
the hell do the Rams win it when they don't make the championship? |
It's all about hedging ones bets, that how you kick ass. |
First Coach Fired | Tom Coughlin | Dick Vermiel |
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Just love knowing the Vermiel is safe with his Priest. |
Dam, knew I should've picked Holmgren :-) |
Coach Of The Year | John Gruden | Andy Reid |
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I haven't been impressed with Andy Reid. I am just worried about Marty
Ball there in San Diego |
Good matchup, but Chucky aint got nothin. |
MVP | Marshal Faulk | Brett Favre |
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Hard to argue with Brett's streak and Record. Come on Marshal, now that
Warner won't be stealing all of his votes. |
Rams have to make playoffs for Marshal & Dale to even have a shot
at a beer. |
Offensive Rookie of the Year | Jeremy Shockey | Javon Walker |
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Shockey looks good, but needs to learn to keep his mouth shut. |
Stupid Favre, throw it to Javon. |
Denfensive Rookie of the Year | Julius Peppers | Roy Willams |
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My man is leading the NFL in Sacks. That seems like a good omen to me. |
Julius will fade, and my boy Roy will take the honors, while I take the
beer. |
Number of OT Games | 10 | 14 |
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If it weren't for Buffalo I would stand a chance in this category. |
I whup you every year on this one, biatch. |
Largest Total Score | 69 | 80 |
1. | Bills v Vikings (45-39) | 84 |
2. | Raiders v Bills (49-31) | 80 |
3. | Chiefs v Patriots (38-41) | 79 |
| Chiefs v Browns (40-39) | 79 |
5. | Dolphins v Chiefs (30-48) | 78 |
6. | Titans v Raiders (25-52) | 77 |
7. | Falcons v Saints (37-35) | 72 |
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Kind of pathetic that this one is already over. Who knew that many points
could be scored. |
That'll be a Mirror Pond, no, Fat Tire, no, I'll give this one to Bern.
Make it an Alaskan |
Lowest Total Score | 15 | 9 |
1. | Cowboys v Cardinals (6-9) | 15 |
| SeaChickens v Giants (6-9) | 15 |
3. | Cowboys v Lions (7-9) | 16 |
4. | Ravens v Panthers (7-10) | 17 |
| Redskins v SeaChickens (14-3) | 17 |
6. | Browns v Bucs (3-17) | 20 |
7. | Bucs v Panthers (12-9) | 21 |
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Every week the SeaChickens and the Cowboys take the field I am nervous. I
don't know if this is going to stand all year, but I am enjoying the two beers regardless. |
Detroit & Dallas gave Dale a scare. Next scare, Dec 15, Houston vs
Baltimore. |
Largest Blowout | 34 | 40 |
1. | Patriots v Jets (44-7) | 37 |
2. | Bengals v Texans (38-3) | 35 |
3. | Patriots v Bills (38-7) | 31 |
| Jets v Chargers (44-13) | 31 |
| Dallas v Eagles (13-44) | 31 |
6. | Panthers v Falcons (0-30) | 30 |
| Eagles v Redskins (37-7) | 30 |
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My best hope is that this stays a tie for the rest of the year. Of course
with Spurier in the league if he ever gets the chance I could be in trouble. |
I foresee a Madden marathon to settle this tiebreaker. |
Number of Get togethers | 11 | 10 |
1. | (SS,DB,FB,GW,CM,LW,HH) | 7 |
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Going to be a tight one again, especially with the Holidays coming up. |
We've been on a roll, but holidays loom. Playoff stretch could hurt my
chances. |
Total Weight Gain | 1 | 12 |
1. | Dale's Starting Weight | 220.5 |
2. | Scott's Starting Weight | 168 |
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Considering I have lost 10 lbs, this one is in the bag. Of course Scott
might start serving dessert during the get togethers to try and "boost" my stats. |
Section 8, Article 3, any Halfbrainer who gets any Roids during the season
is disqualified from any said weight category. |
AFC East Winner | Patriots | Dolphins |
1. | Dolphins | 0.625 |
2. | Bills | 0.556 |
3. | Patriots | 0.500 |
4. | Jets | 0.375 |
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I looked like a genius early on, now I am just rooting for a good finish. |
Beer for me, but December is never kind to the Marine Mammals. Little
nervous. |
AFC West Winner | Broncos | Raiders |
1. | Broncos | 0.750 |
| Chargers | 0.750 |
3. | Chiefs | 0.500 |
| Raiders | 0.500 |
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The toughest division around. I wonder if scott was feeling old, when he
chose the Raiders? |
Raiders will find fountain of youth and bury Griese down the stretch.
Stupid Chargers could cause havoc. |
AFC North Winner | Steelers | Browns |
1. | Steelers | 0.625 |
2. | Browns | 0.444 |
3. | Ravens | 0.375 |
4. | Bengals | 0.125 |
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This was a no brainer for me. Glad to see my team is finally playing like
they should. |
Great, I've got a crybaby at QB who's home fans cheer for his concussions. |
AFC South Winner | Titans | Colts |
1. | Titans | 0.500 |
| Colts | 0.500 |
3. | Jaguars | 0.375 |
4. | Texans | 0.250 |
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Man who put this division together. I think that if none of them are 500,
they shouldn't get a playoff spot and no beer changes hands. |
Good thing Colts play in a pretty dam weak division. |
NFC East Winner | Giants | Eagles |
1. | Eagles | 0.750 |
2. | Giants | 0.500 |
| Redskins | 0.500 |
4. | Cowboys | 0.333 |
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Damn that Scott. I'm sure he just picked the Eagles due to their Cheerleaders. |
Eagles looking good, rest of division mediocre, you shuld just concede
my 2 beers. |
NFC West Winner | Rams | 49ers |
1. | 49ers | 0.750 |
2. | Cardinals | 0.500 |
3. | Rams | 0.375 |
4. | Seahawks | 0.250 |
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Man hard to overcome that 0-5 start, and being so far behind the Niners. |
Although Dale called Rams revival, won't catch the 49ers = GLUG GLUG for
Scotty. |
NFC North Winner | Packers | Bears |
1. | Packers | 0.875 |
2. | Lions | 0.375 |
3. | Bears | 0.250 |
| Vikings | 0.250 |
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Pretty sure that Scott was wrong on this one. No miracles for the Bears
this year hurts. |
I like how I have the Bears for both winner & loser of the NFL Norris. |
NFC South Winner | Saints | Buccaneers |
1. | Buccaneers | 0.778 |
2. | Saints | 0.750 |
3. | Falcons | 0.625 |
4. | Panthers | 0.375 |
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This is going to be a fun race. At least one South division is competitive. |
Bucs & Saints to the wire, Sapp will carry the day. |
AFC East Loser | Jets | Bills |
1. | Jets | 0.375 |
2. | Patriots | 0.500 |
3. | Bills | 0.556 |
4. | Dolphins | 0.625 |
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Guess Scott thought like the Patriots about Bledsoe. Glad to see they were
both wrong. |
Dam, who knew Bledsoe would be so good. |
AFC West Loser | Chargers | Chiefs |
1. | Chiefs | 0.500 |
| Raiders | 0.500 |
3. | Broncos | 0.750 |
| Chargers | 0.750 |
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Damn that Marty Ball. I thought he would need one more year to turn things
around. |
Amazing how the dwellar in the West still sits at .500 |
AFC North Loser | Bengals | Browns |
1. | Bengals | 0.125 |
2. | Ravens | 0.375 |
3. | Browns | 0.444 |
4. | Steelers | 0.625 |
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Never can go wrong with picking the Hapless Bengals on this one. And Scott
with the Browns again? |
Now that shit is too easy, you shuldn't get any beers for picking the
Bungles. |
AFC South Loser | Jaguars | Texans |
1. | Texans | 0.250 |
2. | Jaguars | 0.375 |
3. | Titans | 0.500 |
| Colts | 0.500 |
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In my opinion they are all losers. I should get a beer for his Texans
beating my Jags. |
Here's hoping for an Expansion beer. |
NFC East Loser | Eagles | Cowboys |
1. | Cowboys | 0.333 |
2. | Giants | 0.500 |
| Redskins | 0.500 |
4. | Eagles | 0.750 |
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So with realignment I must have forgotten about the Redskins in this
division. For I shouldn't have thought they were good. I'll blame it on beer. |
Quincy, Hutchinson, it don't matter, Cowboys still cellar dwelling. Hmm,
the cellar? Is that where you're keeping my 2 beers? |
NFC West Loser | Cardinals | Seahawks |
1. | Seahawks | 0.250 |
2. | Rams | 0.375 |
3. | Cardinals | 0.500 |
4. | 49ers | 0.750 |
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Damn those SeaChickens. It is bad enough I have to watch them lose each
week. Worse when I know it is costing me beer. |
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NFC North Loser | Lions | Bears |
1. | Bears | 0.250 |
| Vikings | 0.250 |
3. | Lions | 0.375 |
4. | Packers | 0.875 |
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That Joey Harrington is costing me. Also Scott isn't too popular with Kim
for chosing this one. |
I really wouldnt've predicted this, but hey, I'll take it. Kim won't be
happy about it, but I'll share 1 of my 2 beers with her :-) |
NFC South Loser | Panthers | Falcons |
1. | Panthers | 0.375 |
2. | Falcons | 0.625 |
3. | Saints | 0.750 |
4. | Buccaneers | 0.778 |
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I am surprised by the Falcons and Vick. This is a happy surprise of course. |
I would say I hope Vick goes down, but I need him for later categories. |
Highest QB Pass Completion Percentage | Donovan McNabb | Rich Gannon |
1. | Shaun King | 100.00 |
2. | Chad Pennington | 70.83 |
3. | Kurt Warner | 70.08 |
4. | Jon Kitna | 68.10 |
5. | Rich Gannon | 67.84 |
6. | Peyton Manning | 67.21 |
7. | Brian Griese | 65.85 |
38. | Donovan McNabb | 56.75 |
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I thougth Phili had a west coast dink offense. |
Lots of safe swing & screen passes to Garner is what I'd like to see. |
Lowest QB Pass Completion Percentage | Michael Vick | Quincy Carter |
1. | Henry Burris | 16.67 |
2. | Randy Fasani | 30.56 |
3. | Akili Smith | 36.36 |
4. | Mike McMahon | 45.83 |
5. | Chris Weinke | 47.62 |
6. | Ray Lucas | 48.61 |
7. | Tim Rattay | 50.00 |
18. | Quincy Carter | 56.56 |
28. | Michael Vick | 60.38 |
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The most pathetic thing about this is Vick would have been a better choice
for highest completion pct. |
And with Quincy on the bench, I'm hoping this one holds up. |
Most Yards Per Completion | Brian Griese | Peyton Manning |
1. | Henry Burris | 28.00 |
2. | Patrick Ramsey | 14.18 |
3. | Chris Weinke | 14.00 |
4. | Randy Fasani | 13.27 |
5. | David Garrard | 13.25 |
6. | David Carr | 12.96 |
7. | Trent Dilfer | 12.57 |
25. | Brian Griese | 11.32 |
42. | Peyton Manning | 10.27 |
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Always a hard one to figure out. Glad to see I am not backwards on this one. |
Lob the ball to Marvin, you dumbass. |
Fewest Yards Per Completion | Kordell Stewart | Rodney Peete |
1. | Doug Pederson | 7.90 |
2. | Rob Johnson | 8.08 |
3. | Tim Rattay | 8.20 |
4. | Matt Hasselbeck | 8.82 |
5. | Vinny Testaverde | 9.15 |
6. | Tim Couch | 9.38 |
7. | Jon Kitna | 9.53 |
11. | Kordell Stewart | 10.22 |
48. | Rodney Peete | 12.49 |
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With Kordell riding the bench, I just have to hope that Rodney doesn't
start throwing short screens. |
This scares me since it doesn't look like Kordell will see much playing
time anymore. |
Most Yards Per Attempt | Kurt Warner | Daunte Culpepper |
1. | Chad Pennington | 8.03 |
2. | Doug Johnson | 7.91 |
3. | Marc Bulger | 7.73 |
4. | Drew Bledsoe | 7.72 |
5. | Kerry Collins | 7.71 |
6. | Kelly Holcomb | 7.65 |
7. | Trent Green | 7.64 |
16. | Kurt Warner | 7.08 |
20. | Daunte Culpepper | 6.93 |
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I am worried about my lead when Warner comes back if his arm isn't up to snuff. |
Few more big plays to Randy and I'll be back in there. |
Highest QB Rating | Jeff Garcia | Kurt Warner |
1. | Shaun King | 114.58 |
2. | Kelly Holcomb | 101.92 |
3. | Brett Favre | 100.16 |
4. | Rich Gannon | 96.68 |
5. | Chad Pennington | 96.55 |
6. | Drew Bledsoe | 96.01 |
7. | Marc Bulger | 94.50 |
| Jeff Garcia | 94.50 |
43. | Kurt Warner | 66.37 |
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I wonder if Martz would keep Bulger ahead of Warner. That would surely
piss off Scott as he gave me the beer. |
Ouch, I have nothing to say on this one. |
Lowest QB Rating | Michael Vick | Rodney Peete |
1. | David Garrard | -37.80 |
2. | Henry Burris | -34.03 |
3. | Randy Fasani | -1.83 |
4. | Danny Wuerffel | 14.58 |
5. | Ray Lucas | 33.52 |
6. | Akili Smith | 34.55 |
7. | Gus Frerotte | 46.07 |
37. | Rodney Peete | 82.95 |
41. | Michael Vick | 86.88 |
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I like how both of our QB's are relatively good. |
Vick threw his first pick last week, now he's going to be thinking about
that and forcing many more. Yippe for Rodney. |
Most Interceptions | Vinny Testaverde | Quincy Carter |
1. | Daunte Culpepper | 14 |
2. | Peyton Manning | 11 |
3. | Trent Green | 10 |
4. | Jake Plummer | 9 |
| Steve McNair | 9 |
| Brian Griese | 9 |
| Aaron Brooks | 9 |
| Tom Brady | 9 |
| Joey Harrington | 9 |
14. | Quincy Carter | 8 |
37. | Vinny Testaverde | 3 |
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Why didn't I pick Peyton? Had him on my Fantasy team last year and man he
sucked. With both riding the pine, I wonder if this one is done. |
Good new for Dale: Quincy won't see much more playing time. Bad news for
Dale: neither will Vinny. Beer me |
Highest Interception Percentage | David Carr | Drew Bledsoe |
1. | David Garrard | 28.57 |
2. | Henry Burris | 16.67 |
3. | Danny Wuerffel | 14.29 |
4. | Randy Fasani | 11.11 |
5. | Ray Lucas | 8.33 |
6. | Kurt Warner | 6.30 |
7. | Gus Frerotte | 5.88 |
20. | David Carr | 3.86 |
47. | Drew Bledsoe | 1.65 |
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Always go with the Rook. |
Just wait until it starts snowing in Buffalo, the picks will rain down
for Drew. |
Most Passing Touchdowns | Jeff Garcia | Kurt Warner |
1. | Tom Brady | 19 |
2. | Aaron Brooks | 18 |
3. | Drew Bledsoe | 17 |
4. | Trent Green | 16 |
| Rich Gannon | 16 |
6. | Brett Favre | 15 |
7. | Peyton Manning | 14 |
12. | Jeff Garcia | 12 |
45. | Kurt Warner | 1 |
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Go Niners. Yet another Warner pick of Scott's smelling like beer. |
When's Kurt coming back? Are you serious ... 1? |
Most yards Passing | Brian Griese | Jeff Garcia |
1. | Drew Bledsoe | 2802 |
2. | Rich Gannon | 2546 |
3. | Tom Brady | 2189 |
4. | Peyton Manning | 2125 |
5. | Brian Griese | 2116 |
6. | Kerry Collins | 2044 |
7. | Daunte Culpepper | 2009 |
14. | Jeff Garcia | 1680 |
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Well glad to see the dog didn't injur Brians throwing arm |
I'm surprised Jeff doesn't have more yards, Dalebo must be tweaking the
scripts. |
Most Pass Attempts | Shane Matthews | Trent Green |
1. | Drew Bledsoe | 363 |
2. | Rich Gannon | 342 |
3. | Tom Brady | 316 |
4. | Peyton Manning | 308 |
5. | Daunte Culpepper | 290 |
6. | Donovan McNabb | 289 |
7. | Brian Griese | 284 |
15. | Trent Green | 244 |
31. | Shane Matthews | 152 |
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Shane's stint on the bench hurt him. |
Even with the NFL's leading rusher on his team, Trent is whupping your
boy. |
Most Pass Completions | Kordell Stewart | Jeff Garcia |
1. | Rich Gannon | 232 |
2. | Drew Bledsoe | 231 |
3. | Tom Brady | 208 |
4. | Peyton Manning | 207 |
5. | Brian Griese | 187 |
6. | Daunte Culpepper | 183 |
7. | Steve McNair | 171 |
15. | Jeff Garcia | 153 |
34. | Kordell Stewart | 58 |
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Um, can I change this to Tommy Maddox? He has at least over 100. |
Uh-oh, could be a rough 2nd half of the season for Dalebo on this one.
Must be hot in here, cause I'm getting thirsty. |
Most Pass Incompletions | Shane Matthews | Rodney Peete |
1. | Drew Bledsoe | 132 |
2. | Jake Plummer | 131 |
3. | Donovan McNabb | 125 |
4. | Joey Harrington | 116 |
5. | Aaron Brooks | 115 |
6. | Rich Gannon | 110 |
7. | Tom Brady | 108 |
25. | Shane Matthews | 70 |
28. | Rodney Peete | 62 |
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The problem with picking bad QB's is that they tend to get benched. |
Here's hoping Rodney gets more playing time than Shane in the 2nd half. |
Most Yards Rushing (QB) | Daunte Culpepper | Michael Vick |
1. | Donovan McNabb | 402 |
2. | Michael Vick | 362 |
3. | Daunte Culpepper | 225 |
4. | Jeff Garcia | 199 |
5. | Jake Plummer | 197 |
6. | Trent Green | 161 |
7. | Aaron Brooks | 160 |
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I'm just rooting for Donovan here. I just don't see Daunte catching up. |
Go Vick, that boy has wheels. |
Most Sacks | Mark Brunell | Drew Bledsoe |
1. | David Carr | 46 |
2. | Drew Bledsoe | 34 |
3. | Donovan McNabb | 26 |
4. | Brian Griese | 22 |
5. | Quincy Carter | 21 |
6. | Michael Vick | 19 |
7. | Rich Gannon | 18 |
| Daunte Culpepper | 18 |
20. | Mark Brunell | 12 |
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Now that Brunell is playing again, I can watch Scott's lead wither away. |
Altho I'm kicking your ass, going to be tough to catch Carr for that 2nd
beer. |
Most Fumbles Lost (QB) | Kerry Collins | Jake Plummer |
1. | Daunte Culpepper | 5 |
| David Carr | 5 |
3. | Jake Plummer | 3 |
| Jim Miller | 3 |
| Quincy Carter | 3 |
| Patrick Ramsey | 3 |
7. | Chad Hutchinson | 2 |
| Rodney Peete | 2 |
| Kordell Stewart | 2 |
| Ray Lucas | 2 |
| Vinny Testaverde | 2 |
| Brett Favre | 2 |
| Matt Hasselbeck | 2 |
| Donovan McNabb | 2 |
| Chris Redman | 2 |
| Tom Brady | 2 |
20. | Kerry Collins | 1 |
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Damn that conservative offense in NY. |
I like it when my bold name is so much higher on the list than your bold
name. |
Most Yards Rushing (RB) | Curtis Martin | Ahman Green |
1. | Priest Holmes | 857 |
2. | LaDainian Tomlinson | 845 |
3. | Deuce McAllister | 836 |
4. | Marshall Faulk | 780 |
5. | Ricky Williams | 758 |
6. | Travis Henry | 748 |
7. | Ahman Green | 712 |
30. | Curtis Martin | 389 |
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So was I way wrong on this one. I need a Priest for my pick. |
Curtis SUCKS-SUCKS -SUCKS, nice call on that one. |
Most Fumbles Lost | Ahman Green | Mike Alstott |
1. | Travis Henry | 5 |
2. | Jamal Lewis | 4 |
3. | Stephen Davis | 3 |
| Ahman Green | 3 |
| Anthony Thomas | 3 |
| Warrick Dunn | 3 |
7. | Michael Bennett | 2 |
| Deuce McAllister | 2 |
| Lamar Smith | 2 |
| Terry Kirby | 2 |
| Marshall Faulk | 2 |
| Thomas Jones | 2 |
| William Green | 2 |
| LaMont Jordan | 2 |
| Lamar Gordon | 2 |
22. | Mike Alstott | 1 |
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Seem to remember people saying Ahman's hands were too small. Guess that
results in fumbles. |
The Bucs should get the ball to Alstott more = more chances of fumbling. |
Most Total Touchdowns (RB) | Marshall Faulk | Ahman Green |
1. | Priest Holmes | 15 |
2. | Travis Henry | 10 |
| Marshall Faulk | 10 |
4. | LaDainian Tomlinson | 9 |
| Deuce McAllister | 9 |
| Shaun Alexander | 9 |
7. | Moe Williams | 8 |
9. | Ahman Green | 7 |
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Man that Priest is hard to catch. So much for our assumption of it being a
fluke. |
Can't wait for Warner to come back throwing more TDs to Isaac & Torry
Holt. |
Most Rushing Touchdowns | Shaun Alexander | Marshall Faulk |
1. | Priest Holmes | 13 |
2. | Travis Henry | 9 |
3. | LaDainian Tomlinson | 8 |
| Moe Williams | 8 |
| Marshall Faulk | 8 |
6. | Deuce McAllister | 7 |
| Shaun Alexander | 7 |
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Guess with no QB teams are stacking 9 in the box to slow down Alexander. |
So let me get this straight ... I need Marshall to lead the league in
rushing TD's, but then be bottom for Total TD's ?(above category) Still
mulling over how that will work. |
Highest Rushing Touchdowns per Carry | Edgerrin James | Fred Taylor |
1. | William Henderson | 1.00 |
2. | Reuben Droughns | 0.33 |
| Alan Ricard | 0.33 |
| Randy Jordan | 0.33 |
5. | Larry Centers | 0.20 |
6. | Moe Williams | 0.15 |
7. | John Simon | 0.14 |
49. | Fred Taylor | 0.02 |
58. | Edgerrin James | 0.01 |
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Both of us choose players coming off an injury. How smart is that? |
Go Fred, and with James hurting this year Dalebo is going to owe me a
cold one. |
Lowest Rushing Touchdowns per Carry | LaDainian Tomlinson | Warrick Dunn |
1. | Emmitt Smith | 0.01 |
2. | Michael Bennett | 0.02 |
| Stephen Davis | 0.02 |
| Antowain Smith | 0.02 |
| Corey Dillon | 0.02 |
| Duce Staley | 0.02 |
| James Stewart | 0.02 |
| Fred Taylor | 0.02 |
| Amos Zereoue | 0.02 |
| Jamel White | 0.02 |
| Thomas Jones | 0.02 |
| Jamal Lewis | 0.02 |
| Anthony Thomas | 0.02 |
21. | LaDainian Tomlinson | 0.04 |
| Warrick Dunn | 0.04 |
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Boy we need to change our picks in this new catgory. Who's idea was this catgory? |
Come on LaDainian, punch it in more often, for I'm very thirsty. |
Most Rushing Yards per Carry | Amos Zereoue | Mike Anderson |
1. | Alan Ricard | 9.00 |
2. | Doug Chapman | 7.42 |
3. | Aaron Stecker | 7.18 |
4. | Patrick Pass | 6.75 |
5. | Michael Wiley | 6.73 |
6. | Tony Fisher | 6.43 |
7. | Larry Centers | 6.40 |
| Charlie Garner | 6.40 |
30. | Mike Anderson | 4.62 |
42. | Amos Zereoue | 4.34 |
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Amos is getting more carries right now, which lowers a 3rd down back's
average. Damn. |
It's a beer, not a pack of Famous Amos cookies when you lose this bet. |
Lowest Rushing Yards per Carry | Jerome Bettis | Reuben Droughns |
1. | J.R. Redmond | 0.50 |
2. | Lamont Warren | 1.33 |
3. | Jarrod Baxter | 1.67 |
4. | Travis Jervey | 1.70 |
5. | Aveion Cason | 1.75 |
6. | Trung Canidate | 1.85 |
7. | Marc Edwards | 2.22 |
41. | Jerome Bettis | 3.93 |
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Reuben still doesn't have enough carries. I am sure he will appear on this
list soon. |
Hey, where's my boy? I think the webmaster is resorting to hornswaggling
methods. Expect the gods to chortle ala TMQ. |
Most All Purpose Yards (RB) | Marshall Faulk | Edgerrin James |
1. | Priest Holmes | 1297 |
2. | Marshall Faulk | 1170 |
3. | LaDainian Tomlinson | 1109 |
4. | Deuce McAllister | 1070 |
5. | Charlie Garner | 983 |
6. | Ricky Williams | 980 |
7. | Fred Taylor | 953 |
16. | Edgerrin James | 760 |
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Glad to see that Edgerrin's poor performance is not hurting me in every category. |
Stupid Edgerrin, knew I should've chosen more religiously on this bet,
namely a Priest. |
Most Rushing Attempts | Antowain Smith | Ricky Williams |
1. | Priest Holmes | 190 |
2. | LaDainian Tomlinson | 186 |
3. | Ricky Williams | 177 |
4. | Deuce McAllister | 171 |
5. | Lamar Smith | 169 |
6. | Travis Henry | 162 |
| Corey Dillon | 162 |
| Ahman Green | 162 |
19. | Antowain Smith | 128 |
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Man they are going to run Ricky to the playoffs down there in Miami. |
Run-Ricky-Run = Drink-Scotty-Drink |
Highest Fumble Percentage | Ahman Green | Tiki Barber |
1. | Lamar Gordon | 20.00 |
2. | John Simon | 14.29 |
3. | Terry Kirby | 12.50 |
4. | Leon Johnson | 11.11 |
| Brandon Bennett | 11.11 |
6. | Travis Jervey | 10.00 |
7. | Doug Chapman | 8.33 |
23. | Ahman Green | 2.47 |
25. | Tiki Barber | 2.26 |
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I was looking so smart when Tiki didn't have any fumbles. Now I am nervous. |
Ya know, if you round to nearest integer, we tie on this bet. I think
we should round. |
Most Recieving Yards | Randy Moss | David Boston |
1. | Eric Moulds | 853 |
2. | Peerless Price | 838 |
3. | Marvin Harrison | 835 |
4. | Marty Booker | 697 |
5. | Jerry Rice | 678 |
6. | Joe Horn | 670 |
7. | Terrell Owens | 669 |
15. | Randy Moss | 564 |
22. | David Boston | 512 |
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I thought there was supposed to be some sort of Randy factor in Minnesota.
Guess it is true, and that is why they are sucking this year. |
Thank God Rod Smith isn't kicking my ass this year. |
Most Receptions | Rod Smith | Randy Moss |
1. | Marvin Harrison | 69 |
2. | Eric Moulds | 62 |
3. | Peerless Price | 60 |
4. | Hines Ward | 55 |
5. | Randy Moss | 53 |
6. | Jerry Rice | 51 |
7. | Rod Smith | 49 |
| Joe Horn | 49 |
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So wait, Randy can catch a lot of balls, but not for a bunch of yards?
What the heck. |
Suck my Randy Rod, then beer me. It's all about the Randy Ratio. |
Most Yards per Catch | Randy Moss | Torry Holt |
1. | Cedric James | 29.00 |
2. | Marc Boerigter | 25.50 |
3. | Karl Hankton | 24.00 |
4. | Desmond Clark | 21.00 |
5. | Patrick Johnson | 20.78 |
6. | Jermaine Lewis | 20.50 |
7. | Michael Lewis | 19.50 |
42. | Torry Holt | 14.42 |
141. | Randy Moss | 10.64 |
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See above for my complaint in this one. At least I picked up Torry in
Fantasy Football. |
Holt catching big passes from Bolger. Care to hum along with me? ... Na,
na, nana, na na na, If I only had a Beer. |
Fewest Yards per Catch | Eddie Kennison | Oronde Gadsden |
1. | Patrick Hape | 4.00 |
2. | David Martin | 4.12 |
3. | Yo Murphy | 4.60 |
4. | Mark Bruener | 4.83 |
5. | Dwayne Carswell | 5.83 |
6. | Cameron Cleeland | 5.92 |
7. | Mark Campbell | 6.53 |
153. | Oronde Gadsden | 14.25 |
187. | Eddie Kennison | 17.41 |
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Um, I meant the other way around on this one. Ya that's the ticket. What
is this the 3rd category I have done that. Man I suck. |
Let's just say Orande is going to stay put at 14.25, IR, out for season.
Chalk up my beer ya whoor. |
Most Touchdowns (WR) | Terrell Owens | Randy Moss |
1. | Terrell Owens | 7 |
| Curtis Conway | 7 |
| Hines Ward | 7 |
| Peerless Price | 7 |
5. | Tony Gonzalez | 6 |
6. | Eric Moulds | 5 |
| Joe Horn | 5 |
| Corey Bradford | 5 |
| Marty Booker | 5 |
| Donald Driver | 5 |
| Jerry Porter | 5 |
| Andre Davis | 5 |
33. | Randy Moss | 3 |
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I should get bonus points for the TD with the Sharpie Pen. |
Dam, stupid Sharpie-boy is kicking my ass. |
Highest TD Percentage (WR) | Terrell Owens | Randy Moss |
1. | Boo Williams | 67 |
2. | Darnerien McCants | 50 |
| Billy Baber | 50 |
| Mike Roberg | 50 |
| Tyrone Davis | 50 |
| Marcellus Rivers | 50 |
7. | Reche Caldwell | 40 |
46. | Terrell Owens | 12 |
115. | Randy Moss | 6 |
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Why did I know that this category would be led by some no name recievers. |
Terrell is last year's Rod Smith, and it's pissing me off. |
Most Yards Rushing (WR) | Rod Smith | Jerry Rice |
1. | Tim Dwight | 99 |
2. | Antwaan Randle El | 86 |
3. | Johnnie Morton | 83 |
4. | James Thrash | 69 |
5. | Dante Hall | 60 |
6. | Derrius Thompson | 59 |
7. | Terrell Owens | 52 |
27. | Jerry Rice | 19 |
334. | Rod Smith | -2 |
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Ah, a nice minus 2. That probably makes the coach really want to give him
the ball on the ground more often. |
Ah, there's good-ole Rod, I think an bonus beer is in order if he doesn't
break into positive yards. |
Most Punting Yards | Darren Bennett | Micah Knorr |
1. | Todd Sauerbrun | 2487 |
2. | Chad Stanley | 2350 |
3. | John Jett | 2319 |
4. | Tom Tupa | 2096 |
5. | Chris Gardocki | 2087 |
6. | Micah Knorr | 1928 |
7. | Dave Zastudil | 1823 |
10. | Darren Bennett | 1656 |
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Why does this just feel like another question about the worse team in the NFL? |
Surprised he's doing as well this year, kicking for Denver. Guess Griese
sucks worse than I thought. |
Highest Punting Average | Chris Gardocki | Darren Bennett |
1. | Todd Sauerbrun | 46.92 |
2. | Brian Moorman | 45.02 |
3. | Sean Landeta | 44.59 |
4. | Chris Hanson | 44.42 |
5. | Shane Lechler | 44.29 |
6. | Craig Hentrich | 44.25 |
7. | John Jett | 43.75 |
8. | Chris Gardocki | 43.48 |
30. | Darren Bennett | 40.39 |
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Oh those tricky Punters. |
Come-on Aussie boy. If I lose this one, your beer will be a Fosters. |
Highest Field Goal Percentage | Jeff Wilkins | Olindo Mare |
1. | Brett Conway | 100.00 |
2. | David Akers | 95.00 |
3. | Morten Andersen | 94.44 |
4. | Joe Nedney | 92.86 |
| Jason Hanson | 92.86 |
6. | Adam Vinatieri | 91.67 |
7. | James Tuthill | 90.00 |
19. | Jeff Wilkins | 73.33 |
| Olindo Mare | 73.33 |
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I was worried early on, but with these kickers missing left and right, who
knows who will win this one. |
A tie, dam that's funny. Look for Olindo to start draining more with Miami's
lack of red zone production. |
Most Field Goal Attempts | Todd Peterson | Adam Vinatieri |
1. | Martin Gramatica | 22 |
2. | Jason Elam | 21 |
| Jay Feely | 21 |
4. | Jose Cortez | 20 |
| Mike Hollis | 20 |
| Ryan Longwell | 20 |
| David Akers | 20 |
13. | Todd Peterson | 15 |
25. | Adam Vinatieri | 12 |
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Picking the kicker for the Steelers is a tough one. I would hope that they
are better in the red zone than this. |
Wonder if Vinatieri is going to place Peterson on his ultimate fantasy
team? |
Most Field Goal Misses | Todd Peterson | Jose Cortez |
1. | Jason Elam | 6 |
| Mike Hollis | 6 |
| Martin Gramatica | 6 |
4. | Bill Gramatica | 5 |
| Todd Peterson | 5 |
| John Hall | 5 |
| Ryan Longwell | 5 |
| Kris Brown | 5 |
| Sebastian Janikowski | 5 |
10. | Jose Cortez | 4 |
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I'll give Scott's kicker credit. Missing a field goal from 26 yards takes talent. |
The gap is closing, check your rear-view Petersen. |
Most Points | Jeff Wilkins | Brett Conway |
1. | Morten Andersen | 79 |
2. | David Akers | 77 |
3. | Jay Feely | 73 |
4. | Ryan Longwell | 71 |
5. | Jose Cortez | 69 |
| Martin Gramatica | 69 |
7. | Mike Hollis | 68 |
17. | Jeff Wilkins | 52 |
36. | Brett Conway | 7 |
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Love the fact that Scott's kicker got benched. |
7 points. Are you kidding me with this shit? |
Fewest Points | Jon Hilbert | Kris Brown |
1. | Jon Hilbert | 3 |
2. | Brett Conway | 7 |
3. | Tim Seder | 10 |
4. | John Kasay | 11 |
5. | Doug Brien | 20 |
6. | Shayne Graham | 25 |
7. | Hayden Epstein | 28 |
12. | Kris Brown | 37 |
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Love the fact that MY kicker got benched. |
How far past the Roids did you have to reach to pull this one? |
Most Tackles | Brian Urlacher | Ray Lewis |
1. | Brian Urlacher | 64 |
2. | Keith Brooking | 57 |
3. | Zach Thomas | 53 |
4. | Jamie Sharper | 52 |
5. | Keith Bulluck | 51 |
6. | Isaiah Kacyvenski | 50 |
7. | Mike Peterson | 49 |
53. | Ray Lewis | 37 |
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Ah, ya, Scott rode Lewis all last year. Glad to see him fail this year.
Of course when Lewis was healthy this was a race. |
Come on Ray, and then Keith, Zach, and Jamie. |
Most Sacks for Defensive Player | Jason Gildon | Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila |
1. | Julius Peppers | 9 |
2. | Warren Sapp | 7.5 |
| Simeon Rice | 7.5 |
| Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila | 7.5 |
5. | Kris Jenkins | 7 |
| Andre Carter | 7 |
| Kevin Carter | 7 |
| Trevor Pryce | 7 |
| Leonard Little | 7 |
| Rosevelt Colvin | 7 |
| Lavar Arrington | 7 |
166. | Jason Gildon | 1 |
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Um, ya, I am just hoping for a late season sack fest. |
Kabeer is a 1-man wrecking crew. I shuld send him this beer in appreciation. |
Most Recovered Fumbles (Player) | Jason Gildon | Jason Taylor |
1. | Rod Woodson | 3 |
| Clifton Crosby | 3 |
| Tod McBride | 3 |
| Donald Mitchell | 3 |
| Bryan Knight | 3 |
6. | Jesse Armstead | 2 |
| Victor Green | 2 |
| Marvin Jones | 2 |
| Brian Dawkins | 2 |
| Marcus Coleman | 2 |
| Reggie Tongue | 2 |
| John Mobley | 2 |
| Jamie Sharper | 2 |
| Grady Jackson | 2 |
| Robert Porcher | 2 |
| Jason Belser | 2 |
| Tebucky Jones | 2 |
| Nate Wayne | 2 |
| Tony Parrish | 2 |
| Brandon Whiting | 2 |
| Shawn Barber | 2 |
| Fernando Bryant | 2 |
| Ebenezer Ekuban | 2 |
| Reggie Howard | 2 |
| Mike Brown | 2 |
| James Hall | 2 |
| Chris Cash | 2 |
| Kevin Bentley | 2 |
| Renaldo Hill | 2 |
86. | Jason Taylor | 1 |
514. | Jason Gildon | 0 |
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By far the hardest category to try and pick. |
I'm a little concerned my lead is only 1. But it only takes 1 to get me
1 beer. |
Most Interceptions Caught (Player) | Deltha O'Neal | Sam Madison |
1. | Derrick Brooks | 4 |
| Donnie Edwards | 4 |
| Darren Sharper | 4 |
| Patrick Surtain | 4 |
| Joey Porter | 4 |
| Greg Wesley | 4 |
| Derek Ross | 4 |
23. | Deltha O'Neal | 3 |
45. | Sam Madison | 2 |
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Glad that Scott didn't go with Surtain. |
Only 1 behind? Expect to lose this one, Delta will falter. |
Most Yards Gained per Game | San Francisco 49ers | St. Louis Rams |
1. | Oakland Raiders | 420.0 |
2. | Buffalo Bills | 404.6 |
3. | Denver Broncos | 398.3 |
4. | Minnesota Vikings | 395.3 |
5. | Kansas City Chiefs | 392.4 |
6. | Philadelphia Eagles | 387.8 |
7. | St. Louis Rams | 381.4 |
10. | San Francisco 49ers | 362.1 |
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I think that the Niners are starting to come into their own. |
Oh those tricky Rams. |
Most Yards Allowed per Game | Arizona Cardinals | Carolina Panthers |
1. | Kansas City Chiefs | 438.0 |
2. | New York Jets | 382.9 |
3. | Minnesota Vikings | 376.5 |
4. | New Orleans Saints | 367.6 |
5. | Seattle Seahawks | 361.1 |
6. | Tennessee Titans | 353.4 |
7. | Chicago Bears | 353.3 |
10. | Arizona Cardinals | 347.3 |
29. | Carolina Panthers | 275.1 |
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I'll give Shoulder to cry on for this one. Who knew the Panthers would be
so good? |
Like how we flip-flopped Ariz & Carolina with most yards/points per
game (2 cats below). |
Most Points Per Game Scored | St. Louis Rams | San Francisco 49ers |
1. | Kansas City Chiefs | 32.4 |
2. | New Orleans Saints | 32.0 |
3. | Green Bay Packers | 28.4 |
4. | Oakland Raiders | 28.3 |
5. | Buffalo Bills | 27.6 |
| Philadelphia Eagles | 27.6 |
7. | Denver Broncos | 25.9 |
9. | San Francisco 49ers | 25.4 |
18. | St. Louis Rams | 20.8 |
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Damn those sucky Rams. This is why I am hoping for a late season rush. |
Garcia, Owens, 15-yard flag for Excessive Celebration, still counts as
points baby. |
Most Points Per Game Allowed | Carolina Panthers | Arizona Cardinals |
1. | Kansas City Chiefs | 30.0 |
2. | Buffalo Bills | 29.9 |
3. | Minnesota Vikings | 28.8 |
4. | Detroit Lions | 27.5 |
5. | Houston Texans | 26.8 |
| Cincinnati Bengals | 26.8 |
7. | Tennessee Titans | 26.5 |
25. | Arizona Cardinals | 19.8 |
31. | Carolina Panthers | 14.6 |
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This is where i have to cry on my own shoulder. What are the chances of picking the 2nd
Best defence in this category? |
Like how the Chiefs are #1 in both points scored & allowed. Vermiel
is probly tearing up right now thinking about it. I get teary-eyed thinking
about my beer for this one. |
Best Takeaway/Giveaway ratio | Pittsburgh Steelers | New England Patriots |
1. | Green Bay Packers | 15 |
2. | San Francisco 49ers | 10 |
| Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 10 |
4. | Kansas City Chiefs | 6 |
| Philadelphia Eagles | 6 |
6. | Oakland Raiders | 4 |
| New Orleans Saints | 4 |
| Jacksonville Jaguars | 4 |
| Atlanta Falcons | 4 |
10. | New England Patriots | 1 |
| Pittsburgh Steelers | 1 |
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I am more happy that the Steelers are finally positive than anything else. |
Tied at the halfway point, I like my chances with the Pats ball-hawking
defense. |
Worst Takeaway/Giveaway ratio | Houston Texans | Detroit Lions |
1. | Minnesota Vikings | -15 |
2. | Cincinnati Bengals | -8 |
3. | St. Louis Rams | -5 |
| Washington Redskins | -5 |
| Houston Texans | -5 |
6. | New York Giants | -4 |
| Indianapolis Colts | -4 |
18. | Detroit Lions | -1 |
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I am so surprised that Scott and I didn't dip into the Expansion team
bucket more often. For it would have been a full bucket of beer for the winner. |
Dont' worry , Joey will throw more picks down the stretch. |
Most Forced Fumbles | Chicago Bears | Miami Dolphins |
1. | Philadelphia Eagles | 12 |
2. | Detroit Lions | 11 |
| Green Bay Packers | 11 |
4. | Cleveland Browns | 10 |
| Chicago Bears | 10 |
| Jacksonville Jaguars | 10 |
| Carolina Panthers | 10 |
| St. Louis Rams | 10 |
30. | Miami Dolphins | 4 |
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Da Bears. Too bad those turnovers don't result in wins. |
Where's the coaching? When tackling, 1st guy tackles, 2nd guy strips,
always!!! |
Most Interceptions (Defense) | Cleveland Browns | Miami Dolphins |
1. | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 18 |
2. | Pittsburgh Steelers | 15 |
3. | Green Bay Packers | 14 |
4. | Baltimore Ravens | 13 |
5. | Arizona Cardinals | 12 |
| Miami Dolphins | 12 |
7. | San Francisco 49ers | 11 |
| San Diego Chargers | 11 |
| Carolina Panthers | 11 |
11. | Cleveland Browns | 9 |
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Well there is no Ty Detmer to help me out this year. |
Madison & Surtain, the names flow as well as my beer will. |
Most Sacks (Defense) | Pittsburgh Steelers | Green Bay Packers |
1. | Carolina Panthers | 31.0 |
2. | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 27.0 |
3. | Philadelphia Eagles | 26.0 |
| Green Bay Packers | 26.0 |
5. | San Diego Chargers | 24.0 |
| Pittsburgh Steelers | 24.0 |
7. | New England Patriots | 21.0 |
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Blitzburg is getting into shape. Here is hoping for a good second half. |
The Carolina who? Better not be because of Peppers either. Shit. |
Most Sacks Allowed (Offense) | Jacksonville Jaguars | Detroit Lions |
1. | Houston Texans | 46 |
2. | Buffalo Bills | 34 |
3. | Dallas Cowboys | 27 |
4. | Philadelphia Eagles | 25 |
5. | Washington Redskins | 24 |
6. | Denver Broncos | 23 |
7. | Atlanta Falcons | 22 |
22. | Jacksonville Jaguars | 16 |
28. | Detroit Lions | 14 |
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With Brunell back at the reigns, Jacksonville should start to lengthen
their lead. |
Guess we can kiss any chance at double-beer goodbye on this one. |
Most Tackles (Defense) | Washington Redskins | Cleveland Browns |
1. | Cleveland Browns | 448 |
2. | Dallas Cowboys | 423 |
3. | Chicago Bears | 408 |
4. | Seattle Seahawks | 399 |
5. | Buffalo Bills | 398 |
6. | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 396 |
7. | Baltimore Ravens | 392 |
21. | Washington Redskins | 357 |
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Damn those Browns. I am sure this is just because they haven't had their
bye week yet. Har har har. |
Keep giving up those 15 play, 90 yard drives baby. All these bets are
making me thirsty, I don't think 1 beer is going to quench it, better make
it a double! |
Most Penalties | Washington Redskins | Oakland Raiders |
1. | Houston Texans | 77 |
2. | Buffalo Bills | 70 |
3. | Cleveland Browns | 69 |
4. | Minnesota Vikings | 68 |
5. | Oakland Raiders | 63 |
6. | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 62 |
| New England Patriots | 62 |
| Green Bay Packers | 62 |
12. | Washington Redskins | 58 |
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Spurier is running a tighter ship than I thought, and Raider ball is like
it always is. |
Oakland and most penalties is kinda like Bart and "good ole rock,
nothin beats rock". |
Best 3rd Down Conversion | St. Louis Rams | Denver Broncos |
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Can't find easy stats for this one. Probably will do an end of the season update. |
Not that I'm counting, but at midseason ... Beer me bi-atch: (Denver#19,
St Louis #24) |
Most First Downs | Pittsburgh Steelers | Washington Redskins |
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Another category that disappeared. I'll do the manual update at the end of
the season. |
Stupid MadDOX, I had this wrapped up until he stepped up. |
Highest Time of Possesion | New England Patriots | Denver Broncos |
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Why did all of these stats disappear. Do people not care about this stuff anymore? |
I like Portis, it sounds alot like Porter, as in Black Butte PORTER |
Worse Time of Possesion | Washington Redskins | Houston Texans |
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Maybe it is best I don't know the real results on this one. |
Hard to keep the ball for long when your QB gets sacked 42 times in 8
games. |
Most Beer Consumed | Dale | Scott |
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BEEEELCHHHH. I think I am winning this one. Next year we are going to
have to keep our bottle caps so Scott sees the true drinking power of me. |
I believe I've certainly drank Dalebo under the table at this point. |
| | | Total | 45 | 49 |