2002 Bets (Midseason Review)


BetDaleScottStatusD BeerS Beer Dale CommentScott Comment
Best RecordSt. LouisGreen Bay
 
I guess I am just hoping that Green Bay start to fall here Who's your daddy, Warner? Yeah, you're Favre's bitch.
Highest Number of Wins1413
 
Wouldn't it be ironic if Green Bay finished with 14 wins? Long way to go, and only 6 still have a chance for 14
Worse RecordArizonaCarolina
 
I don't know which one of us is more wrong. I am glad to see that the Cardinals finally decided to quit leading their division. Only 1 game separates, come on Weinke Dinky Dought, get me a beer
Highest Number of Losses1412
 
How did Scott think only 12? I thought that Cinci would get the record this year. Stupid Bungles & Texans better start winning games, and fast.
AFC ChampPittsburghMiami
 
Still plenty of football left on this one. I shudder to think of that AFC Champ matchup
NFC ChampSt. LouisGreen Bay
 
I am holding out for a late season rush by the Rams. I'm looking good, and the Tundra aint even frozen yet.
Superbowl WinnerPittsburghSt. Louis
 
Hey Warner did it a few years ago. This is Tommy Maddox's year. And how the hell do the Rams win it when they don't make the championship? It's all about hedging ones bets, that how you kick ass.
First Coach FiredTom CoughlinDick Vermiel
 
Just love knowing the Vermiel is safe with his Priest. Dam, knew I should've picked Holmgren :-)
Coach Of The YearJohn GrudenAndy Reid
 
I haven't been impressed with Andy Reid. I am just worried about Marty Ball there in San Diego Good matchup, but Chucky aint got nothin.
MVPMarshal FaulkBrett Favre
 
Hard to argue with Brett's streak and Record. Come on Marshal, now that Warner won't be stealing all of his votes. Rams have to make playoffs for Marshal & Dale to even have a shot at a beer.
Offensive Rookie of the YearJeremy ShockeyJavon Walker
 
Shockey looks good, but needs to learn to keep his mouth shut. Stupid Favre, throw it to Javon.
Denfensive Rookie of the YearJulius PeppersRoy Willams
 
My man is leading the NFL in Sacks. That seems like a good omen to me. Julius will fade, and my boy Roy will take the honors, while I take the beer.
Number of OT Games1014
1.Through Week 9 13
If it weren't for Buffalo I would stand a chance in this category. I whup you every year on this one, biatch.
Largest Total Score6980
1.Bills v Vikings (45-39) 84
2.Raiders v Bills (49-31) 80
3.Chiefs v Patriots (38-41) 79
Chiefs v Browns (40-39) 79
5.Dolphins v Chiefs (30-48) 78
6.Titans v Raiders (25-52) 77
7.Falcons v Saints (37-35) 72
Kind of pathetic that this one is already over. Who knew that many points could be scored. That'll be a Mirror Pond, no, Fat Tire, no, I'll give this one to Bern. Make it an Alaskan
Lowest Total Score159
1.Cowboys v Cardinals (6-9) 15
SeaChickens v Giants (6-9) 15
3.Cowboys v Lions (7-9) 16
4.Ravens v Panthers (7-10) 17
Redskins v SeaChickens (14-3) 17
6.Browns v Bucs (3-17) 20
7.Bucs v Panthers (12-9) 21
Every week the SeaChickens and the Cowboys take the field I am nervous. I don't know if this is going to stand all year, but I am enjoying the two beers regardless. Detroit & Dallas gave Dale a scare. Next scare, Dec 15, Houston vs Baltimore.
Largest Blowout3440
1.Patriots v Jets (44-7) 37
2.Bengals v Texans (38-3) 35
3.Patriots v Bills (38-7) 31
Jets v Chargers (44-13) 31
Dallas v Eagles (13-44) 31
6.Panthers v Falcons (0-30) 30
Eagles v Redskins (37-7) 30
My best hope is that this stays a tie for the rest of the year. Of course with Spurier in the league if he ever gets the chance I could be in trouble. I foresee a Madden marathon to settle this tiebreaker.
Number of Get togethers1110
1.(SS,DB,FB,GW,CM,LW,HH) 7
Going to be a tight one again, especially with the Holidays coming up. We've been on a roll, but holidays loom. Playoff stretch could hurt my chances.
Total Weight Gain112
1.Dale's Starting Weight 220.5
2.Scott's Starting Weight 168
Considering I have lost 10 lbs, this one is in the bag. Of course Scott might start serving dessert during the get togethers to try and "boost" my stats. Section 8, Article 3, any Halfbrainer who gets any Roids during the season is disqualified from any said weight category.
AFC East WinnerPatriotsDolphins
1.Dolphins 0.625
2.Bills 0.556
3.Patriots 0.500
4.Jets 0.375
I looked like a genius early on, now I am just rooting for a good finish. Beer for me, but December is never kind to the Marine Mammals. Little nervous.
AFC West WinnerBroncosRaiders
1.Broncos 0.750
Chargers 0.750
3.Chiefs 0.500
Raiders 0.500
The toughest division around. I wonder if scott was feeling old, when he chose the Raiders? Raiders will find fountain of youth and bury Griese down the stretch. Stupid Chargers could cause havoc.
AFC North WinnerSteelersBrowns
1.Steelers 0.625
2.Browns 0.444
3.Ravens 0.375
4.Bengals 0.125
This was a no brainer for me. Glad to see my team is finally playing like they should. Great, I've got a crybaby at QB who's home fans cheer for his concussions.
AFC South WinnerTitansColts
1.Titans 0.500
Colts 0.500
3.Jaguars 0.375
4.Texans 0.250
Man who put this division together. I think that if none of them are 500, they shouldn't get a playoff spot and no beer changes hands. Good thing Colts play in a pretty dam weak division.
NFC East WinnerGiantsEagles
1.Eagles 0.750
2.Giants 0.500
Redskins 0.500
4.Cowboys 0.333
Damn that Scott. I'm sure he just picked the Eagles due to their Cheerleaders. Eagles looking good, rest of division mediocre, you shuld just concede my 2 beers.
NFC West WinnerRams49ers
1.49ers 0.750
2.Cardinals 0.500
3.Rams 0.375
4.Seahawks 0.250
Man hard to overcome that 0-5 start, and being so far behind the Niners. Although Dale called Rams revival, won't catch the 49ers = GLUG GLUG for Scotty.
NFC North WinnerPackersBears
1.Packers 0.875
2.Lions 0.375
3.Bears 0.250
Vikings 0.250
Pretty sure that Scott was wrong on this one. No miracles for the Bears this year hurts. I like how I have the Bears for both winner & loser of the NFL Norris.
NFC South WinnerSaintsBuccaneers
1.Buccaneers 0.778
2.Saints 0.750
3.Falcons 0.625
4.Panthers 0.375
This is going to be a fun race. At least one South division is competitive. Bucs & Saints to the wire, Sapp will carry the day.
AFC East LoserJetsBills
1.Jets 0.375
2.Patriots 0.500
3.Bills 0.556
4.Dolphins 0.625
Guess Scott thought like the Patriots about Bledsoe. Glad to see they were both wrong. Dam, who knew Bledsoe would be so good.
AFC West LoserChargersChiefs
1.Chiefs 0.500
Raiders 0.500
3.Broncos 0.750
Chargers 0.750
Damn that Marty Ball. I thought he would need one more year to turn things around. Amazing how the dwellar in the West still sits at .500
AFC North LoserBengalsBrowns
1.Bengals 0.125
2.Ravens 0.375
3.Browns 0.444
4.Steelers 0.625
Never can go wrong with picking the Hapless Bengals on this one. And Scott with the Browns again? Now that shit is too easy, you shuldn't get any beers for picking the Bungles.
AFC South LoserJaguarsTexans
1.Texans 0.250
2.Jaguars 0.375
3.Titans 0.500
Colts 0.500
In my opinion they are all losers. I should get a beer for his Texans beating my Jags. Here's hoping for an Expansion beer.
NFC East LoserEaglesCowboys
1.Cowboys 0.333
2.Giants 0.500
Redskins 0.500
4.Eagles 0.750
So with realignment I must have forgotten about the Redskins in this division. For I shouldn't have thought they were good. I'll blame it on beer. Quincy, Hutchinson, it don't matter, Cowboys still cellar dwelling. Hmm, the cellar? Is that where you're keeping my 2 beers?
NFC West LoserCardinalsSeahawks
1.Seahawks 0.250
2.Rams 0.375
3.Cardinals 0.500
4.49ers 0.750
Damn those SeaChickens. It is bad enough I have to watch them lose each week. Worse when I know it is costing me beer.
NFC North LoserLionsBears
1.Bears 0.250
Vikings 0.250
3.Lions 0.375
4.Packers 0.875
That Joey Harrington is costing me. Also Scott isn't too popular with Kim for chosing this one. I really wouldnt've predicted this, but hey, I'll take it. Kim won't be happy about it, but I'll share 1 of my 2 beers with her :-)
NFC South LoserPanthersFalcons
1.Panthers 0.375
2.Falcons 0.625
3.Saints 0.750
4.Buccaneers 0.778
I am surprised by the Falcons and Vick. This is a happy surprise of course. I would say I hope Vick goes down, but I need him for later categories.
Highest QB Pass Completion PercentageDonovan McNabbRich Gannon
1.Shaun King 100.00
2.Chad Pennington 70.83
3.Kurt Warner 70.08
4.Jon Kitna 68.10
5.Rich Gannon 67.84
6.Peyton Manning 67.21
7.Brian Griese 65.85
38.Donovan McNabb 56.75
I thougth Phili had a west coast dink offense. Lots of safe swing & screen passes to Garner is what I'd like to see.
Lowest QB Pass Completion PercentageMichael VickQuincy Carter
1.Henry Burris 16.67
2.Randy Fasani 30.56
3.Akili Smith 36.36
4.Mike McMahon 45.83
5.Chris Weinke 47.62
6.Ray Lucas 48.61
7.Tim Rattay 50.00
18.Quincy Carter 56.56
28.Michael Vick 60.38
The most pathetic thing about this is Vick would have been a better choice for highest completion pct. And with Quincy on the bench, I'm hoping this one holds up.
Most Yards Per CompletionBrian GriesePeyton Manning
1.Henry Burris 28.00
2.Patrick Ramsey 14.18
3.Chris Weinke 14.00
4.Randy Fasani 13.27
5.David Garrard 13.25
6.David Carr 12.96
7.Trent Dilfer 12.57
25.Brian Griese 11.32
42.Peyton Manning 10.27
Always a hard one to figure out. Glad to see I am not backwards on this one. Lob the ball to Marvin, you dumbass.
Fewest Yards Per CompletionKordell StewartRodney Peete
1.Doug Pederson 7.90
2.Rob Johnson 8.08
3.Tim Rattay 8.20
4.Matt Hasselbeck 8.82
5.Vinny Testaverde 9.15
6.Tim Couch 9.38
7.Jon Kitna 9.53
11.Kordell Stewart 10.22
48.Rodney Peete 12.49
With Kordell riding the bench, I just have to hope that Rodney doesn't start throwing short screens. This scares me since it doesn't look like Kordell will see much playing time anymore.
Most Yards Per AttemptKurt WarnerDaunte Culpepper
1.Chad Pennington 8.03
2.Doug Johnson 7.91
3.Marc Bulger 7.73
4.Drew Bledsoe 7.72
5.Kerry Collins 7.71
6.Kelly Holcomb 7.65
7.Trent Green 7.64
16.Kurt Warner 7.08
20.Daunte Culpepper 6.93
I am worried about my lead when Warner comes back if his arm isn't up to snuff. Few more big plays to Randy and I'll be back in there.
Highest QB RatingJeff GarciaKurt Warner
1.Shaun King 114.58
2.Kelly Holcomb 101.92
3.Brett Favre 100.16
4.Rich Gannon 96.68
5.Chad Pennington 96.55
6.Drew Bledsoe 96.01
7.Marc Bulger 94.50
Jeff Garcia 94.50
43.Kurt Warner 66.37
I wonder if Martz would keep Bulger ahead of Warner. That would surely piss off Scott as he gave me the beer. Ouch, I have nothing to say on this one.
Lowest QB RatingMichael VickRodney Peete
1.David Garrard -37.80
2.Henry Burris -34.03
3.Randy Fasani -1.83
4.Danny Wuerffel 14.58
5.Ray Lucas 33.52
6.Akili Smith 34.55
7.Gus Frerotte 46.07
37.Rodney Peete 82.95
41.Michael Vick 86.88
I like how both of our QB's are relatively good. Vick threw his first pick last week, now he's going to be thinking about that and forcing many more. Yippe for Rodney.
Most InterceptionsVinny TestaverdeQuincy Carter
1.Daunte Culpepper 14
2.Peyton Manning 11
3.Trent Green 10
4.Jake Plummer 9
Steve McNair 9
Brian Griese 9
Aaron Brooks 9
Tom Brady 9
Joey Harrington 9
14.Quincy Carter 8
37.Vinny Testaverde 3
Why didn't I pick Peyton? Had him on my Fantasy team last year and man he sucked. With both riding the pine, I wonder if this one is done. Good new for Dale: Quincy won't see much more playing time. Bad news for Dale: neither will Vinny. Beer me
Highest Interception PercentageDavid CarrDrew Bledsoe
1.David Garrard 28.57
2.Henry Burris 16.67
3.Danny Wuerffel 14.29
4.Randy Fasani 11.11
5.Ray Lucas 8.33
6.Kurt Warner 6.30
7.Gus Frerotte 5.88
20.David Carr 3.86
47.Drew Bledsoe 1.65
Always go with the Rook. Just wait until it starts snowing in Buffalo, the picks will rain down for Drew.
Most Passing TouchdownsJeff GarciaKurt Warner
1.Tom Brady 19
2.Aaron Brooks 18
3.Drew Bledsoe 17
4.Trent Green 16
Rich Gannon 16
6.Brett Favre 15
7.Peyton Manning 14
12.Jeff Garcia 12
45.Kurt Warner 1
Go Niners. Yet another Warner pick of Scott's smelling like beer. When's Kurt coming back? Are you serious ... 1?
Most yards PassingBrian GrieseJeff Garcia
1.Drew Bledsoe 2802
2.Rich Gannon 2546
3.Tom Brady 2189
4.Peyton Manning 2125
5.Brian Griese 2116
6.Kerry Collins 2044
7.Daunte Culpepper 2009
14.Jeff Garcia 1680
Well glad to see the dog didn't injur Brians throwing arm I'm surprised Jeff doesn't have more yards, Dalebo must be tweaking the scripts.
Most Pass AttemptsShane MatthewsTrent Green
1.Drew Bledsoe 363
2.Rich Gannon 342
3.Tom Brady 316
4.Peyton Manning 308
5.Daunte Culpepper 290
6.Donovan McNabb 289
7.Brian Griese 284
15.Trent Green 244
31.Shane Matthews 152
Shane's stint on the bench hurt him. Even with the NFL's leading rusher on his team, Trent is whupping your boy.
Most Pass CompletionsKordell StewartJeff Garcia
1.Rich Gannon 232
2.Drew Bledsoe 231
3.Tom Brady 208
4.Peyton Manning 207
5.Brian Griese 187
6.Daunte Culpepper 183
7.Steve McNair 171
15.Jeff Garcia 153
34.Kordell Stewart 58
Um, can I change this to Tommy Maddox? He has at least over 100. Uh-oh, could be a rough 2nd half of the season for Dalebo on this one. Must be hot in here, cause I'm getting thirsty.
Most Pass IncompletionsShane MatthewsRodney Peete
1.Drew Bledsoe 132
2.Jake Plummer 131
3.Donovan McNabb 125
4.Joey Harrington 116
5.Aaron Brooks 115
6.Rich Gannon 110
7.Tom Brady 108
25.Shane Matthews 70
28.Rodney Peete 62
The problem with picking bad QB's is that they tend to get benched. Here's hoping Rodney gets more playing time than Shane in the 2nd half.
Most Yards Rushing (QB)Daunte CulpepperMichael Vick
1.Donovan McNabb 402
2.Michael Vick 362
3.Daunte Culpepper 225
4.Jeff Garcia 199
5.Jake Plummer 197
6.Trent Green 161
7.Aaron Brooks 160
I'm just rooting for Donovan here. I just don't see Daunte catching up. Go Vick, that boy has wheels.
Most SacksMark BrunellDrew Bledsoe
1.David Carr 46
2.Drew Bledsoe 34
3.Donovan McNabb 26
4.Brian Griese 22
5.Quincy Carter 21
6.Michael Vick 19
7.Rich Gannon 18
Daunte Culpepper 18
20.Mark Brunell 12
Now that Brunell is playing again, I can watch Scott's lead wither away. Altho I'm kicking your ass, going to be tough to catch Carr for that 2nd beer.
Most Fumbles Lost (QB)Kerry CollinsJake Plummer
1.Daunte Culpepper 5
David Carr 5
3.Jake Plummer 3
Jim Miller 3
Quincy Carter 3
Patrick Ramsey 3
7.Chad Hutchinson 2
Rodney Peete 2
Kordell Stewart 2
Ray Lucas 2
Vinny Testaverde 2
Brett Favre 2
Matt Hasselbeck 2
Donovan McNabb 2
Chris Redman 2
Tom Brady 2
20.Kerry Collins 1
Damn that conservative offense in NY. I like it when my bold name is so much higher on the list than your bold name.
Most Yards Rushing (RB)Curtis MartinAhman Green
1.Priest Holmes 857
2.LaDainian Tomlinson 845
3.Deuce McAllister 836
4.Marshall Faulk 780
5.Ricky Williams 758
6.Travis Henry 748
7.Ahman Green 712
30.Curtis Martin 389
So was I way wrong on this one. I need a Priest for my pick. Curtis SUCKS-SUCKS -SUCKS, nice call on that one.
Most Fumbles LostAhman GreenMike Alstott
1.Travis Henry 5
2.Jamal Lewis 4
3.Stephen Davis 3
Ahman Green 3
Anthony Thomas 3
Warrick Dunn 3
7.Michael Bennett 2
Deuce McAllister 2
Lamar Smith 2
Terry Kirby 2
Marshall Faulk 2
Thomas Jones 2
William Green 2
LaMont Jordan 2
Lamar Gordon 2
22.Mike Alstott 1
Seem to remember people saying Ahman's hands were too small. Guess that results in fumbles. The Bucs should get the ball to Alstott more = more chances of fumbling.
Most Total Touchdowns (RB)Marshall FaulkAhman Green
1.Priest Holmes 15
2.Travis Henry 10
Marshall Faulk 10
4.LaDainian Tomlinson 9
Deuce McAllister 9
Shaun Alexander 9
7.Moe Williams 8
9.Ahman Green 7
Man that Priest is hard to catch. So much for our assumption of it being a fluke. Can't wait for Warner to come back throwing more TDs to Isaac & Torry Holt.
Most Rushing TouchdownsShaun AlexanderMarshall Faulk
1.Priest Holmes 13
2.Travis Henry 9
3.LaDainian Tomlinson 8
Moe Williams 8
Marshall Faulk 8
6.Deuce McAllister 7
Shaun Alexander 7
Guess with no QB teams are stacking 9 in the box to slow down Alexander. So let me get this straight ... I need Marshall to lead the league in rushing TD's, but then be bottom for Total TD's ?(above category) Still mulling over how that will work.
Highest Rushing Touchdowns per CarryEdgerrin JamesFred Taylor
1.William Henderson 1.00
2.Reuben Droughns 0.33
Alan Ricard 0.33
Randy Jordan 0.33
5.Larry Centers 0.20
6.Moe Williams 0.15
7.John Simon 0.14
49.Fred Taylor 0.02
58.Edgerrin James 0.01
Both of us choose players coming off an injury. How smart is that? Go Fred, and with James hurting this year Dalebo is going to owe me a cold one.
Lowest Rushing Touchdowns per CarryLaDainian TomlinsonWarrick Dunn
1.Emmitt Smith 0.01
2.Michael Bennett 0.02
Stephen Davis 0.02
Antowain Smith 0.02
Corey Dillon 0.02
Duce Staley 0.02
James Stewart 0.02
Fred Taylor 0.02
Amos Zereoue 0.02
Jamel White 0.02
Thomas Jones 0.02
Jamal Lewis 0.02
Anthony Thomas 0.02
21.LaDainian Tomlinson 0.04
Warrick Dunn 0.04
Boy we need to change our picks in this new catgory. Who's idea was this catgory? Come on LaDainian, punch it in more often, for I'm very thirsty.
Most Rushing Yards per CarryAmos ZereoueMike Anderson
1.Alan Ricard 9.00
2.Doug Chapman 7.42
3.Aaron Stecker 7.18
4.Patrick Pass 6.75
5.Michael Wiley 6.73
6.Tony Fisher 6.43
7.Larry Centers 6.40
Charlie Garner 6.40
30.Mike Anderson 4.62
42.Amos Zereoue 4.34
Amos is getting more carries right now, which lowers a 3rd down back's average. Damn. It's a beer, not a pack of Famous Amos cookies when you lose this bet.
Lowest Rushing Yards per CarryJerome BettisReuben Droughns
1.J.R. Redmond 0.50
2.Lamont Warren 1.33
3.Jarrod Baxter 1.67
4.Travis Jervey 1.70
5.Aveion Cason 1.75
6.Trung Canidate 1.85
7.Marc Edwards 2.22
41.Jerome Bettis 3.93
Reuben still doesn't have enough carries. I am sure he will appear on this list soon. Hey, where's my boy? I think the webmaster is resorting to hornswaggling methods. Expect the gods to chortle ala TMQ.
Most All Purpose Yards (RB)Marshall FaulkEdgerrin James
1.Priest Holmes 1297
2.Marshall Faulk 1170
3.LaDainian Tomlinson 1109
4.Deuce McAllister 1070
5.Charlie Garner 983
6.Ricky Williams 980
7.Fred Taylor 953
16.Edgerrin James 760
Glad to see that Edgerrin's poor performance is not hurting me in every category. Stupid Edgerrin, knew I should've chosen more religiously on this bet, namely a Priest.
Most Rushing AttemptsAntowain SmithRicky Williams
1.Priest Holmes 190
2.LaDainian Tomlinson 186
3.Ricky Williams 177
4.Deuce McAllister 171
5.Lamar Smith 169
6.Travis Henry 162
Corey Dillon 162
Ahman Green 162
19.Antowain Smith 128
Man they are going to run Ricky to the playoffs down there in Miami. Run-Ricky-Run = Drink-Scotty-Drink
Highest Fumble PercentageAhman GreenTiki Barber
1.Lamar Gordon 20.00
2.John Simon 14.29
3.Terry Kirby 12.50
4.Leon Johnson 11.11
Brandon Bennett 11.11
6.Travis Jervey 10.00
7.Doug Chapman 8.33
23.Ahman Green 2.47
25.Tiki Barber 2.26
I was looking so smart when Tiki didn't have any fumbles. Now I am nervous. Ya know, if you round to nearest integer, we tie on this bet. I think we should round.
Most Recieving YardsRandy MossDavid Boston
1.Eric Moulds 853
2.Peerless Price 838
3.Marvin Harrison 835
4.Marty Booker 697
5.Jerry Rice 678
6.Joe Horn 670
7.Terrell Owens 669
15.Randy Moss 564
22.David Boston 512
I thought there was supposed to be some sort of Randy factor in Minnesota. Guess it is true, and that is why they are sucking this year. Thank God Rod Smith isn't kicking my ass this year.
Most ReceptionsRod SmithRandy Moss
1.Marvin Harrison 69
2.Eric Moulds 62
3.Peerless Price 60
4.Hines Ward 55
5.Randy Moss 53
6.Jerry Rice 51
7.Rod Smith 49
Joe Horn 49
So wait, Randy can catch a lot of balls, but not for a bunch of yards? What the heck. Suck my Randy Rod, then beer me. It's all about the Randy Ratio.
Most Yards per CatchRandy MossTorry Holt
1.Cedric James 29.00
2.Marc Boerigter 25.50
3.Karl Hankton 24.00
4.Desmond Clark 21.00
5.Patrick Johnson 20.78
6.Jermaine Lewis 20.50
7.Michael Lewis 19.50
42.Torry Holt 14.42
141.Randy Moss 10.64
See above for my complaint in this one. At least I picked up Torry in Fantasy Football. Holt catching big passes from Bolger. Care to hum along with me? ... Na, na, nana, na na na, If I only had a Beer.
Fewest Yards per CatchEddie KennisonOronde Gadsden
1.Patrick Hape 4.00
2.David Martin 4.12
3.Yo Murphy 4.60
4.Mark Bruener 4.83
5.Dwayne Carswell 5.83
6.Cameron Cleeland 5.92
7.Mark Campbell 6.53
153.Oronde Gadsden 14.25
187.Eddie Kennison 17.41
Um, I meant the other way around on this one. Ya that's the ticket. What is this the 3rd category I have done that. Man I suck. Let's just say Orande is going to stay put at 14.25, IR, out for season. Chalk up my beer ya whoor.
Most Touchdowns (WR)Terrell OwensRandy Moss
1.Terrell Owens 7
Curtis Conway 7
Hines Ward 7
Peerless Price 7
5.Tony Gonzalez 6
6.Eric Moulds 5
Joe Horn 5
Corey Bradford 5
Marty Booker 5
Donald Driver 5
Jerry Porter 5
Andre Davis 5
33.Randy Moss 3
I should get bonus points for the TD with the Sharpie Pen. Dam, stupid Sharpie-boy is kicking my ass.
Highest TD Percentage (WR)Terrell OwensRandy Moss
1.Boo Williams 67
2.Darnerien McCants 50
Billy Baber 50
Mike Roberg 50
Tyrone Davis 50
Marcellus Rivers 50
7.Reche Caldwell 40
46.Terrell Owens 12
115.Randy Moss 6
Why did I know that this category would be led by some no name recievers. Terrell is last year's Rod Smith, and it's pissing me off.
Most Yards Rushing (WR)Rod SmithJerry Rice
1.Tim Dwight 99
2.Antwaan Randle El 86
3.Johnnie Morton 83
4.James Thrash 69
5.Dante Hall 60
6.Derrius Thompson 59
7.Terrell Owens 52
27.Jerry Rice 19
334.Rod Smith -2
Ah, a nice minus 2. That probably makes the coach really want to give him the ball on the ground more often. Ah, there's good-ole Rod, I think an bonus beer is in order if he doesn't break into positive yards.
Most Punting YardsDarren BennettMicah Knorr
1.Todd Sauerbrun 2487
2.Chad Stanley 2350
3.John Jett 2319
4.Tom Tupa 2096
5.Chris Gardocki 2087
6.Micah Knorr 1928
7.Dave Zastudil 1823
10.Darren Bennett 1656
Why does this just feel like another question about the worse team in the NFL? Surprised he's doing as well this year, kicking for Denver. Guess Griese sucks worse than I thought.
Highest Punting AverageChris GardockiDarren Bennett
1.Todd Sauerbrun 46.92
2.Brian Moorman 45.02
3.Sean Landeta 44.59
4.Chris Hanson 44.42
5.Shane Lechler 44.29
6.Craig Hentrich 44.25
7.John Jett 43.75
8.Chris Gardocki 43.48
30.Darren Bennett 40.39
Oh those tricky Punters. Come-on Aussie boy. If I lose this one, your beer will be a Fosters.
Highest Field Goal PercentageJeff WilkinsOlindo Mare
1.Brett Conway 100.00
2.David Akers 95.00
3.Morten Andersen 94.44
4.Joe Nedney 92.86
Jason Hanson 92.86
6.Adam Vinatieri 91.67
7.James Tuthill 90.00
19.Jeff Wilkins 73.33
Olindo Mare 73.33
I was worried early on, but with these kickers missing left and right, who knows who will win this one. A tie, dam that's funny. Look for Olindo to start draining more with Miami's lack of red zone production.
Most Field Goal AttemptsTodd PetersonAdam Vinatieri
1.Martin Gramatica 22
2.Jason Elam 21
Jay Feely 21
4.Jose Cortez 20
Mike Hollis 20
Ryan Longwell 20
David Akers 20
13.Todd Peterson 15
25.Adam Vinatieri 12
Picking the kicker for the Steelers is a tough one. I would hope that they are better in the red zone than this. Wonder if Vinatieri is going to place Peterson on his ultimate fantasy team?
Most Field Goal MissesTodd PetersonJose Cortez
1.Jason Elam 6
Mike Hollis 6
Martin Gramatica 6
4.Bill Gramatica 5
Todd Peterson 5
John Hall 5
Ryan Longwell 5
Kris Brown 5
Sebastian Janikowski 5
10.Jose Cortez 4
I'll give Scott's kicker credit. Missing a field goal from 26 yards takes talent. The gap is closing, check your rear-view Petersen.
Most PointsJeff WilkinsBrett Conway
1.Morten Andersen 79
2.David Akers 77
3.Jay Feely 73
4.Ryan Longwell 71
5.Jose Cortez 69
Martin Gramatica 69
7.Mike Hollis 68
17.Jeff Wilkins 52
36.Brett Conway 7
Love the fact that Scott's kicker got benched. 7 points. Are you kidding me with this shit?
Fewest PointsJon HilbertKris Brown
1.Jon Hilbert 3
2.Brett Conway 7
3.Tim Seder 10
4.John Kasay 11
5.Doug Brien 20
6.Shayne Graham 25
7.Hayden Epstein 28
12.Kris Brown 37
Love the fact that MY kicker got benched. How far past the Roids did you have to reach to pull this one?
Most TacklesBrian UrlacherRay Lewis
1.Brian Urlacher 64
2.Keith Brooking 57
3.Zach Thomas 53
4.Jamie Sharper 52
5.Keith Bulluck 51
6.Isaiah Kacyvenski 50
7.Mike Peterson 49
53.Ray Lewis 37
Ah, ya, Scott rode Lewis all last year. Glad to see him fail this year. Of course when Lewis was healthy this was a race. Come on Ray, and then Keith, Zach, and Jamie.
Most Sacks for Defensive PlayerJason GildonKabeer Gbaja-Biamila
1.Julius Peppers 9
2.Warren Sapp 7.5
Simeon Rice 7.5
Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila 7.5
5.Kris Jenkins 7
Andre Carter 7
Kevin Carter 7
Trevor Pryce 7
Leonard Little 7
Rosevelt Colvin 7
Lavar Arrington 7
166.Jason Gildon 1
Um, ya, I am just hoping for a late season sack fest. Kabeer is a 1-man wrecking crew. I shuld send him this beer in appreciation.
Most Recovered Fumbles (Player)Jason GildonJason Taylor
1.Rod Woodson 3
Clifton Crosby 3
Tod McBride 3
Donald Mitchell 3
Bryan Knight 3
6.Jesse Armstead 2
Victor Green 2
Marvin Jones 2
Brian Dawkins 2
Marcus Coleman 2
Reggie Tongue 2
John Mobley 2
Jamie Sharper 2
Grady Jackson 2
Robert Porcher 2
Jason Belser 2
Tebucky Jones 2
Nate Wayne 2
Tony Parrish 2
Brandon Whiting 2
Shawn Barber 2
Fernando Bryant 2
Ebenezer Ekuban 2
Reggie Howard 2
Mike Brown 2
James Hall 2
Chris Cash 2
Kevin Bentley 2
Renaldo Hill 2
86.Jason Taylor 1
514.Jason Gildon 0
By far the hardest category to try and pick. I'm a little concerned my lead is only 1. But it only takes 1 to get me 1 beer.
Most Interceptions Caught (Player)Deltha O'NealSam Madison
1.Derrick Brooks 4
Donnie Edwards 4
Darren Sharper 4
Patrick Surtain 4
Joey Porter 4
Greg Wesley 4
Derek Ross 4
23.Deltha O'Neal 3
45.Sam Madison 2
Glad that Scott didn't go with Surtain. Only 1 behind? Expect to lose this one, Delta will falter.
Most Yards Gained per GameSan Francisco 49ersSt. Louis Rams
1.Oakland Raiders 420.0
2.Buffalo Bills 404.6
3.Denver Broncos 398.3
4.Minnesota Vikings 395.3
5.Kansas City Chiefs 392.4
6.Philadelphia Eagles 387.8
7.St. Louis Rams 381.4
10.San Francisco 49ers 362.1
I think that the Niners are starting to come into their own. Oh those tricky Rams.
Most Yards Allowed per GameArizona CardinalsCarolina Panthers
1.Kansas City Chiefs 438.0
2.New York Jets 382.9
3.Minnesota Vikings 376.5
4.New Orleans Saints 367.6
5.Seattle Seahawks 361.1
6.Tennessee Titans 353.4
7.Chicago Bears 353.3
10.Arizona Cardinals 347.3
29.Carolina Panthers 275.1
I'll give Shoulder to cry on for this one. Who knew the Panthers would be so good? Like how we flip-flopped Ariz & Carolina with most yards/points per game (2 cats below).
Most Points Per Game ScoredSt. Louis RamsSan Francisco 49ers
1.Kansas City Chiefs 32.4
2.New Orleans Saints 32.0
3.Green Bay Packers 28.4
4.Oakland Raiders 28.3
5.Buffalo Bills 27.6
Philadelphia Eagles 27.6
7.Denver Broncos 25.9
9.San Francisco 49ers 25.4
18.St. Louis Rams 20.8
Damn those sucky Rams. This is why I am hoping for a late season rush. Garcia, Owens, 15-yard flag for Excessive Celebration, still counts as points baby.
Most Points Per Game AllowedCarolina PanthersArizona Cardinals
1.Kansas City Chiefs 30.0
2.Buffalo Bills 29.9
3.Minnesota Vikings 28.8
4.Detroit Lions 27.5
5.Houston Texans 26.8
Cincinnati Bengals 26.8
7.Tennessee Titans 26.5
25.Arizona Cardinals 19.8
31.Carolina Panthers 14.6
This is where i have to cry on my own shoulder. What are the chances of picking the 2nd Best defence in this category? Like how the Chiefs are #1 in both points scored & allowed. Vermiel is probly tearing up right now thinking about it. I get teary-eyed thinking about my beer for this one.
Best Takeaway/Giveaway ratioPittsburgh SteelersNew England Patriots
1.Green Bay Packers 15
2.San Francisco 49ers 10
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 10
4.Kansas City Chiefs 6
Philadelphia Eagles 6
6.Oakland Raiders 4
New Orleans Saints 4
Jacksonville Jaguars 4
Atlanta Falcons 4
10.New England Patriots 1
Pittsburgh Steelers 1
I am more happy that the Steelers are finally positive than anything else. Tied at the halfway point, I like my chances with the Pats ball-hawking defense.
Worst Takeaway/Giveaway ratioHouston TexansDetroit Lions
1.Minnesota Vikings -15
2.Cincinnati Bengals -8
3.St. Louis Rams -5
Washington Redskins -5
Houston Texans -5
6.New York Giants -4
Indianapolis Colts -4
18.Detroit Lions -1
I am so surprised that Scott and I didn't dip into the Expansion team bucket more often. For it would have been a full bucket of beer for the winner. Dont' worry , Joey will throw more picks down the stretch.
Most Forced FumblesChicago BearsMiami Dolphins
1.Philadelphia Eagles 12
2.Detroit Lions 11
Green Bay Packers 11
4.Cleveland Browns 10
Chicago Bears 10
Jacksonville Jaguars 10
Carolina Panthers 10
St. Louis Rams 10
30.Miami Dolphins 4
Da Bears. Too bad those turnovers don't result in wins. Where's the coaching? When tackling, 1st guy tackles, 2nd guy strips, always!!!
Most Interceptions (Defense)Cleveland BrownsMiami Dolphins
1.Tampa Bay Buccaneers 18
2.Pittsburgh Steelers 15
3.Green Bay Packers 14
4.Baltimore Ravens 13
5.Arizona Cardinals 12
Miami Dolphins 12
7.San Francisco 49ers 11
San Diego Chargers 11
Carolina Panthers 11
11.Cleveland Browns 9
Well there is no Ty Detmer to help me out this year. Madison & Surtain, the names flow as well as my beer will.
Most Sacks (Defense)Pittsburgh SteelersGreen Bay Packers
1.Carolina Panthers 31.0
2.Tampa Bay Buccaneers 27.0
3.Philadelphia Eagles 26.0
Green Bay Packers 26.0
5.San Diego Chargers 24.0
Pittsburgh Steelers 24.0
7.New England Patriots 21.0
Blitzburg is getting into shape. Here is hoping for a good second half. The Carolina who? Better not be because of Peppers either. Shit.
Most Sacks Allowed (Offense)Jacksonville JaguarsDetroit Lions
1.Houston Texans 46
2.Buffalo Bills 34
3.Dallas Cowboys 27
4.Philadelphia Eagles 25
5.Washington Redskins 24
6.Denver Broncos 23
7.Atlanta Falcons 22
22.Jacksonville Jaguars 16
28.Detroit Lions 14
With Brunell back at the reigns, Jacksonville should start to lengthen their lead. Guess we can kiss any chance at double-beer goodbye on this one.
Most Tackles (Defense)Washington RedskinsCleveland Browns
1.Cleveland Browns 448
2.Dallas Cowboys 423
3.Chicago Bears 408
4.Seattle Seahawks 399
5.Buffalo Bills 398
6.Tampa Bay Buccaneers 396
7.Baltimore Ravens 392
21.Washington Redskins 357
Damn those Browns. I am sure this is just because they haven't had their bye week yet. Har har har. Keep giving up those 15 play, 90 yard drives baby. All these bets are making me thirsty, I don't think 1 beer is going to quench it, better make it a double!
Most PenaltiesWashington RedskinsOakland Raiders
1.Houston Texans 77
2.Buffalo Bills 70
3.Cleveland Browns 69
4.Minnesota Vikings 68
5.Oakland Raiders 63
6.Tampa Bay Buccaneers 62
New England Patriots 62
Green Bay Packers 62
12.Washington Redskins 58
Spurier is running a tighter ship than I thought, and Raider ball is like it always is. Oakland and most penalties is kinda like Bart and "good ole rock, nothin beats rock".
Best 3rd Down ConversionSt. Louis RamsDenver Broncos
 
Can't find easy stats for this one. Probably will do an end of the season update. Not that I'm counting, but at midseason ... Beer me bi-atch: (Denver#19, St Louis #24)
Most First DownsPittsburgh SteelersWashington Redskins
 
Another category that disappeared. I'll do the manual update at the end of the season. Stupid MadDOX, I had this wrapped up until he stepped up.
Highest Time of PossesionNew England PatriotsDenver Broncos
 
Why did all of these stats disappear. Do people not care about this stuff anymore? I like Portis, it sounds alot like Porter, as in Black Butte PORTER
Worse Time of PossesionWashington RedskinsHouston Texans
 
Maybe it is best I don't know the real results on this one. Hard to keep the ball for long when your QB gets sacked 42 times in 8 games.
Most Beer ConsumedDaleScott
 
BEEEELCHHHH. I think I am winning this one. Next year we are going to have to keep our bottle caps so Scott sees the true drinking power of me. I believe I've certainly drank Dalebo under the table at this point.
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